Obama Failure Thread Part IV

Failure is so much fun.

First page!

Woot!

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/lion-king-chases-off-brad-pitt-remain-no-154529536.html

Lion King defeats Brad Pitt. OBAMA FAIL

Obama's in Lion King...he's the greedy uncle who usurps the throne and gets hyenas to rule...the Tea Party is obviously Simba, and Mufasa is Ronald Reagan. Why else would Whoopi Goldberg (big Obama supporter) in the movie? Cronyism.

Well, I guess the mid-section of the country really is unknown, fly over territory for Obama.

"Gaffetastic: Team Obama relocates Colora-DOH!"

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/27/gaffetastic-team-obama-relocates-colora-doh/

http://americaisretarded.com/yes_we_can.html

Are there still lions in Kenya? I thought they moved after the election rights and went to Tanzania where there's less violence.

No jet pack in my garage.

Obamafail.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cP-FTX5tVg"]Raw Video: Heckler Interrupts Obama Fundraiser - YouTube[/ame]

He thought the jacket belonged to the heckler. It was someone else's jacket. What a maroon. Also, he didn't address the heckler's point about the antichrist. FAIL.

(sorry, I didn't know where else to post this)

White House gets Ford to pull ads mocking Government Motors

I guess it's not technically a fail, just another admission that our taxpayer owned company needs even more of our help to compete.

In an absolute shocker, the conservative media jumped the gun:

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Looks like I'm never buying a car from that dirty lib fascist Ford.

Fact checking: a liberal's best friend.

Seriously, what's wrong with that columnist? All he needed to do was call Ford or its ad agency and ask why the ad is gone, and Ford or Team Detroit (I think that's their agency) is *always* going to return calls from the Detroit News. It would've taken 15 minutes, and at worst, he would've had a non-denial quote he could've used for his column. What a maroon.

Jacket - Shallow Gravy

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV4-aPxi-NA"]Shallow Gravy - Jacket Music Video - YouTube[/ame]

Be honest, though...Wall Street has never had better profits and they've turned against the guy keeping that game up? Either Romney's doing some serious swallowing or Obama's got plans for his second term campaign that involve being mean to the guys with $2 trillion in reserves.

Wall Street expects it all.

1) Continued low tax rates
2) Street-friendly fiscal and monetary policies
3) Lax regulation
4) Bailouts as needed
5) Sweet licking when asked

Obama does only the first four, thus the loathing.

Seriously, how the balance of power has shifted. Obama pays little heed to labor and environmental groups, and they line up behind him with barely a peep of protest because where else do they have to go? Whereas the Street expects it all.

the biggest fail of Obama is that perhaps outside of health care, Obama is virtually a continuation of W.
that whole "change you can believe in" and "hope" thing is going to be hard to pull off in 2012.

I wish I could believe that his statement was truly what he believed was best, as opposed to guided by the loss of the Weiner district.

If he runs on "Change" from the current president, he'll get my vote.

It'll be a different, personality-based campaign. It will be Whom Can You Trust? if facing Romney, and I'm Not Scary if facing anybody else.