No more shaved heads!

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by paladius, Jul 9, 2006.

  1. paladius Member

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    What is it with pro soccer players that they feel that they need to look like street people these days? So many shaved heads with the unkempt beard. Sure, it looks okay on some guys, but most of them end up looking like bums.

    Here's a hint... If you're going to use a razor, use it properly.

    If you are going to go with a shaved head, go with the bald look. If it doesn't look so hot, then give up on it entirely. Remember: Bald heads look ridiculous on 9 out of 10 guys.
          
  2. Chowda Member

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    Yeah, MLS needs to be more clean-cut.:rolleyes:
  3. Michael CM1 New Member

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    In tonight's episode of Queer Eye for the Soccer Guy...
  4. THOMA GOL Simply loco

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    As a bald-by-choice soccer-playing weekend warrior, I detest this thread immensely!:mad:

    Now back to the topic, please clarify how this topic relates to MLS. Did some bald MLS player not give you an autograph or acknowledge you? Did his bald dome look better than yours? Worse? Did he by chance take your girl away?
  5. nobius BigSoccer Supporter

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  6. kebzach New Member

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    This topic = sucks
  7. Unorthodox Yank Member

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    The good thing about this thread is that it offically means that we have complained about everything.
  8. Michael CM1 New Member

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    Could I mention that Toyota Park's grass is too green? Not as bad as shaved heads? Oh well. I tried!
  9. crusio New Member

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    :)



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  10. Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    Everybody knows soccer players are supposed to have mullets!!!
  11. Bonji Moderator

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    Here here! Give me Mullet Marco over triangle Ronaldo any day of the week!

    No, soccer players should really go back to the George Best English Shag look.
  12. nobius BigSoccer Supporter

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    In before that original teams+jerseys pic :D

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