New 3-word continuation story thread

I missed those... haven't seen one for a while.

So, since we are in the midst of the MLS off-season, let's start one now.

Rules:
* three words only per post.
* no, hyphenated words don't count as one.
* No consecutive posting.

ok, here we go...
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So anyway, Beckham's

the offseason sucks

wife's armpit's flab

looks like a

marissa miller's tits

Dynamo three peat

will not happen,

as long as

the Galaxy sign

Papa Bouba Diop

, also known as

the muthafuggin Colossus

arrogant blonde underachiever

who visits the

English Third Division

for panty raids

This is LAME!!!

, said Black Tide,

This is sick

with bird flu

Kill this thread

It's MLS offseason.

4chan beats bigsoccer