Write the first thing that pops in your head about the following countries: Please use this template: Portugal- Spain- France- United Kingdom- Ireland- Iceland- Italy- Poland- Austria- Switzerland- Norway- Sweden- Danmark- Finland- Russia- Germany- Belgium- Netherland- Slovenia- Czech Republic- Slovakia- Belarus- Ukraine- Bulgaria- Romania- Greece- Serbia- Hungary- Croatia- Bosnian and Herzegovina- Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- Turkey- Montenegro- Macedonia- Moldova- Albania- Cyprus- Some funny examples: What Bulgarians see: What Hungarians see:
My stereotypes: Portugal- World Cup 2010 Playoff loss due to bad luck Spain- Wine, Barcelona, Real Madrid France- Cheese, Eifel Tower United Kingdom- Fish and Chips, bad teeth Ireland- Leprechauns, Green color Iceland- Hot springs, Hot blonde chicks Italy- Pasta, boring league Poland- Drinking Austria- Schwarzenegger, Austro-Hungarian empire Switzerland- Clocks, money Norway- Nice people, fish Sweden- Hot blondes, IKEA Danmark- Always beating them in football Finland- Retarded lion lol Russia- Vodka, Hot mom and young boy pornos Germany- Volkswagen, Bundesliga Belgium- Waffles, Mechelen Netherland- Your faja, PSV, cowardly soldiers Slovenia- Zlovenija lol Steal our sport talents Czech Republic- Plisek, hard-ass drinkers Slovakia- Similar to us Belarus- In our group, they have a dictator Ukraine- Nuclear disaster Bulgaria- Gypsyland Romania- Gypsyland Greece- Ancient Greeks, boring football Serbia- no comment lol Hungary- pornos, Ajvar Croatia- Nice beaches, nice women Bosnian and Herzegovina- HOME Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- HERE THERE BE DRAGONS Turkey- Istanbul, our friends Montenegro- Beaches Macedonia- Trolling Greece Moldova- Kisnjev Albania- Albanian Mafia Cyprus- Civil War
Portugal - Ugly people like Ronaldo D), cheaters iin 2010 WC play-offs Spain - Barca, 2010 WC champs France - Good in two sports and suck at rest UK - Dominated by one country in sports which media hypes teams up to much Ireland - Never use orange in sports jersey's, screwed by the French Iceland - Sounds cold but it's mostly grassy there Italy - Overrated in football now, Spain wannabes D) Poland - nothing comes to mind, lol Austria - Never done anything special on the NT football level Switzerland - Stole Seferovic for youth teams, lots of red lol Norway - Not much to say Sweden - The country that Ibrahimovic play for instead of us, Orebro losing to FKS Denmark - Took our Euro hopes away in 2004, we have a good history vs them in football Finaland - I think they're really good at netball, big counry with no football talent Russia - Biggest country that has never made an impact in a WC Germany - Has lots of Turks on youth teams, Bayern Munich, Dortmund Belgium - Always seems to have youth talent never to make impacts on the senior team Netherland - Small country which has nice NT talent, Ajax Slovenia - Overrated because of making two WC appearances, steals our b-ball talent Czech Republic - Another team crushing Euro hopes expect on youth level, Tiplice Slovakia - Jealous of Czechs for youth talents, a team we loved come WC 2014 draw time Belarus - Acts tough yet sucks at football (lol), good women's b-ball team Ukraine - Best ex-Soviet team pther than Russia when it comes to football, third in b-ball Bulgaria - nothing to say here Romania - full of Mladic-loving gypsie Greece - Former Euro champs to getting decimated by our B-team, Papadapalalalapas type names Serbia - Meh, Kolorav Hungary - Weird shape for a country, another typical three color flag Croatia - Checkers, golden age in the '98 WC Bosnia-Herzegovina - Pride, home, best country in Europe and/or world, Dzeko/Pjanic/more talents, cevape Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia - Mad at Russia for breaking Soviet Union in turn taking away their football/b-ball success lol Turkey - our BFFs, nice cities Montenegro - Underrated in b-ball, Weird English name translation Macedonia - sunirise-like flag, bad sports talent Moldova - nothing Albania - only other Muslim country in Europe, OK football NT Cyprus - The lone country in the world to have map of country on flag
Well, some countries, there was nthing to talk about for me. Moldova really had nothing to talk about.
Portugal- Potheads Spain- Fascists France- Liars United Kingdom- Xenophobic Ireland- Sexy accent, beer Iceland- Bars Italy- Women half naked on the tele Poland- Angry old guy Austria- Hitler Switzerland- Chocolate and gold Norway- Forgiving Sweden- Blondes with bleached anuses Danmark- Vikings Finland- Ski troops Russia- Fedor Emelianenko Germany- Xenophobes Belgium- EU, Interpol Netherland- Weed and hot women Slovenia- ************** who should not have their own country Czech Republic- Half of a country Slovakia- The other half Belarus- Dictator Ukraine- Russia's bitch Bulgaria- Some of the most perverted people on this earth Romania- The sole cause of poverty in Eastern Europe Greece- Hairy women Serbia- Hot brunettes Hungary- Horsemen Croatia- Pebble beaches and horse porn Bosnian and Herzegovina- The utter that pours milk into and unto my mouth Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- The forgotten ones Turkey- Coffee, Ottomans, people with beards and curved swords. Montenegro- Black people Macedonia- Alexander the Great Moldova- Mordor Albania- Albanian Mafia Cyprus- Pacman look alike Island Malta - Wall Street for illegal immigrants.
Portugal - Gypsies who beat us in the qualifiers Spain- Pau Gasol is cool, everyone else is a bitch France- Zidane is cool, i like cheese, hate everything else, also they are ************** United Kingdom- Bad teeth, riots, home of yellowcoke the retard Ireland- Beer Iceland- Ice Italy- Getting headbutted , flopping Poland- Jews Austria- Mozart Switzerland- Mountains Norway- Norway shooting Sweden- Ibrahimovic Danmark- What Finland- Tall as ******** Russia- ************s, hate them. Germany- Beautiful country, great soccer team. Belgium- Get owned by Bosnia Netherland- Chocolate Slovenia- Sasha Vujacic the bitch Czech Republic- Czech my ass Slovakia- Bout to get owned by Bosnia Belarus- Bout to get owned by Bosnia Ukraine- Also ******** like Russians Bulgaria- More like Barfgaria Romania- Gypsies who are disgusting Greece- Gonna get owned by Bosnia soon again Serbia- ******** those ******** Hungary- Hungry for Turkey (waits for Turkey to show up) Croatia- Cool cats sometimes, sometimes not. Bosnian and Herzegovina- Best country in the world. Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- Good basketball team / Shit / Garbage 7-0 Turkey- Lol Im hungary. Good people. Montenegro- ******** em, lazy people. Macedonia- Dont give a shit Moldova- Mold lol Albania- Assholes after that national game Cyprus- Sounds Greek but ******** em too.
Portugal- Cigani Spain- Cigani France- A lot of hot Moroccan girls. United Kingdom- I hate england, worlds problem starter. Ireland- A lot of orange hair people and beer. Iceland- They will explode soon.... Volcano. Italy- I hate them, another world problem starter (WPS) Poland- Steroids. Austria- Smart people... Switzerland- Smart people. Norway- They do not know how to fight, with fists, guns, knife I mean you name it they just do not know how to fight. Sweden- Blonde chicks with nice tits and none of them know how to fight. Danmark- Lexmark printers Finland- Nothing gets done around there. Russia- Smart people, BAMFs!, you think they are doing this and you think you got them figured out, but really they are totally doing different thing then your thought and they trick you easy and takes you 7 days to figure it out. Russians love Americans (Because a dude from Papu New Genea can trick them) LMFAO Germany- A lot of brothels, Smart people. Belgium- Chocolate, and the whole country is boring as F*CK to vacation. Holland- I think the way Americans say it, is hardcore gay and I won't never say it. It's HOLLAND to me. Also WEEEEEED! Slovenia- They hate us Balkan people Czech Republic- Wannabe Slavic, wannabe German. Slovakia- idk. Belarus- big mofos Ukraine- big but ********** mofos Bulgaria- Cigani Romania- Cigani capital of the world. Greece- Hairy women Serbia- Who the f*ck are they? Hungary- Salvation Army has can drives each year. Croatia- worthless people Bosnian and Herzegovina- People do not f*ck around. Never insult their mother, they do not like Yo mama jokes at all. Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- whatever, to queer for Russia. Turkey- I do not even know where to start. Montenegro- Black mountains. Macedonia- Wannabe srb! Moldova- Old movers Albania- NWA! Cyprus- Mali Cyrus.
Portugal- Ronaldo Spain- Barcelona, Real Madrid, topless beaches. France- Wine and Bread United Kingdom- EPL Fish n Chips, driving on the opposite side of the road. Ireland- GREEN, Drunk Irish Iceland- Volcanos Italy- Mafia, Pasta, Jersey Shore Poland- Sketchy Austria- Governator Switzerland- Banks Money Neutral Norway- Vikings Sweden- Blond chicks, and BassHunter Danmark- who? Finland- METAL Russia- Vodka Germany- FC Bayern Munchen <3 Belgium- get owned by Bosnia two times in a row Netherland- AMSTERDAM! and Robben Slovenia- ex yugoslavs Czech Republic- Czech ME OUT Slovakia- trolling Czech Republic Belarus- is going down come September Ukraine- Shevchenko? Bulgaria- Cigani! Romania- More Cigani, and father Dracula Greece- THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serbia- Russias bitch Hungary- I am Croatia- beach Bosnian and Herzegovina- THE MOTHERLAND <3 Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- they try to fit in Turkey- Thanksgiving.. Montenegro- Slobodan Milosevic.... Macedonia- trolling greece Moldova- who? Albania- trolling Serbia Cyprus- HILL!
Portugal- cr7 Spain-hot women, barcelona France- eifel tower, hairy chicks United Kingdom-dzeko, man city, man united Ireland- drinking Iceland- snow and ice Italy- pizza, mafia Poland- drinking, skinheads Austria- sturm Switzerland- money, neutrality Norway- vikings Sweden- hot chicks, vikings Danmark- copenhagen Finland- winter, drinking, reindeer Russia- toothless people, vodka Germany- funny language, fast cars Belgium- waffles Netherland- AMSTERDAM Slovenia- pus.sies Czech Republic- PLISEK!! Slovakia- Czech Repulic little bros Belarus- white russians Ukraine- russia's bi.t.ch Bulgaria- cigani Romania- cigani Greece- yogurt, sparta, athens Serbia- as.sholes Hungary- food, attila the hun Croatia- dinamo, kockice Bosnian and Herzegovina- beautiful country Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- idk Turkey- ataturk Montenegro-hairy yugoslavs Macedonia- greece trollers lol Moldova- small country Albania- love to beat their women Cyprus- turks vs. greeks
Portugal- Ronaldo, Spain's bitch Spain- Fantastic football talent, hot girls France- Hairy people, African immigrants, Remi Gaillard United Kingdom- Tea, bad teeth, Polish immigrants Ireland- Red heads, drunkards, quick to fight Iceland-Isolated, hot girls Italy- Mafia, beaches, Juventus, hot girls Poland- Plumbers, day laborers in the EU. Hated by the British Austria- Organization, meticulous people Switzerland- Chocolate, watches, mountains, bank accounts Norway- Fish Sweden- Hot blondes Danmark- Vikings Finland- Robert Helenius Russia- Gloomy country, good military, scorched earth tactics. People you wouldn't want to ******** with Germany- Turkish immigrants, well organized country, efficient people Belgium- ... Netherland- Good football team, Robben, Snejder, Van Persie Slovenia- Similar to the Germans. Large Bosniak presence. Czech Republic-The launching pad for Dzeko Slovakia-Hostel Belarus-Up and coming NT Ukraine- Klitschko brothers, Lomachenko, good boxing country. Shevchenko Bulgaria-Bulgarian cheese? Romania-Gypsies Greece-Sheepfu*ckers Serbia-... Hungary-Porn Croatia- Beatiful beaches, Islands, and woman. Slowly but surely being taken over by the Italians Bosnian and Herzegovina- Majka. People with good sense of humour, can take things in stride. Good folk singers, a relaxed country, but run poorly Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- eh... Turkey- Beautiful country, our 'big brother'. Not the best people in the world. Hate Kurds Montenegro- Tall, dark, lazy Macedonia-Good dancers Moldova-... Albania- Mafia, typically short robust people Cyprus- Constant fighting with the Turks and the Greeks
Portugal- Cigani Spain- Cigani France- Revolutionary ********s that did some weird shit. United Kingdom- Meaningless rioting, plundering, killing. Ireland- Got a the short end of the stick. Iceland- ********ing up my flights. Italy- Cigani Poland- Polaks, what do you do when a polak throws a grenade at you, pick it up, pull out the pin and throw it back. Austria- Germany's bitch. Switzerland- Neutrality, gold, money, gold. Norway- Cold Sweden- Colder, hot blondes. Danmark- Racists Finland- Also cold Russia- Cold, ********ed up, vodka. Germany- Taking on the Europe and the World since the 1800's Belgium- bruges Netherland- weed, hookers and the scene of every other stoner film Slovenia- towels Czech Republic- balls to it Slovakia- In the WC2010 for some reason Belarus- cigani, got owned by us. Ukraine- same shit different name (russia) Bulgaria- cigani Romania- cigani Greece- hairy cigani Serbia- cigani Hungary- cigani, porn Croatia- nice beaches, stole half our coast. Bosnian and Herzegovina- The land of heroes were wine flows from the taps, future super power of the world. Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- lol GTFO. Turkey- My gf Montenegro- lazy cigani Macedonia- FYROM Moldova- who knows Albania- mafia Cyprus- Europe's car park (stolen cars) I just wrote the most random shit that i could think of for each, i really have no problem with any of these countries.
Portugal- EC, WC playoffs, Ronaldo middle finger Spain- best football nation on earth, hot women France- pussies always losing to Germans in war, hairy women United Kingdom- tea, shitty weather, bland food, bad teeth Ireland- unlucky, green, potato famine Iceland- most civilized country on earth, hot blondes Italy- Italian mafia, Mussolini, Roman empire Poland- Semir Stilic, hot women Austria- Austria-Hungary, mathematicians, Mozart, Adolf Hitler Switzerland- neutral, heart of Europe, brainwashing Bosnian players Norway- Norway shooting Sweden- hot blondes Danmark- couldn't beat them to qualify for EC 2004 Finland- metal bands Russia- drunkards Germany- cars, Bundesliga, most modern nation on earth Belgium- chocolate confections, waffles Netherlands - potheads, prostitutes Slovenia- wannabe Germans, our bitches in football Czech Republic- atheists, Pilsner beer, meth, Teplice Slovakia- Czech Republic's shadow Belarus- BATE Borisov Ukraine- Chernobyl nuclear disaster Bulgaria- cigani Romania- cigani Greece- Ancient Greece, forever ~#10 on FIFA Rankings Serbia- Cetnici Hungary- pornstars Croatia- stole our coast Bosnia and Herzegovina- home Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia- 3-0, 4-1, 7-0 Turkey - doner kebabs, brothers Montenegro- Budva, Arkan, Milosevic Macedonia- ajvar Moldova- ??? Albania- mafia Cyprus- Turks vs Greeks
