Now that the season is over, I think it is a good time to submit my entry for the HATE LIST 06... 1. The Revulsion a. If you are going to beat us, then win the F-ing Cup, so we can say the team that beat us, also beat everyone else too b. Esky is stil not 100%, and I still blame you Reis c. Your uniforms remind me too much of the Rangers, I dislike anyone in blue (sorry Riz) d. You keep giving undeserving West Coast teams MLS Cup wins, enough already e. I think we shoulda won that last game, and I think we woulda won the Cup. You guys did, and then your didn't, nuff said... 2. The Galaxy a. dropped to #2 on the hate list, because all your misfortune this year has been so damn funny to watch, keep it up b. Donovan c. The misguided notion that youare even remotely close to being our equals, let alone our betters, pu-lease d. You dont deserve the HDC, we do. e. I hate LA, you are in LA, that means more hate for you 3. The Fire a. The team I coulda liked, shoulda liked (born in and lived in Chicago), but can never like, because you are hacking, acting, talentless thugs. b. I don't know why we cannot beat you, makes me hate you worse c. You don't deserve Toyota Park, we do. d. What's with all the Open Cup wins, but no MLS Cups since Pitor left..? e. Man, I SOOOOOOOOOOO want to kill you guys next year, over and over and over and over and over again... Everyone else sucks too bad to even garner my notice, and yes that includes the new "Defending Chumps". But I hate all of them too. Oh, and as soon as Toronto takes the pitch for the first time, guess what, ? Hate em. Feel free to add your own list and reasons. GO DC
Galaxy 1. C'mon its the galaxy, nothing can ever stop my hate for them. 2. Wow, you have 2 titles in the new millenium, do you have to say things like that to help take the pain that you're not us? 3. You know something is wrong when your star player starts commenting on other males looks. 4. You cant even defend your honor, you let Chivas come into your home and make you their bitch. NY 1. Taking our old players will NOT turn you into us. 2. Altidore deserves to be on a good team. 3. No matter how much money you offer, Ronaldo does not want to play for you. New England 1. You're a soccer team? I thought Revolution was a sleep aid. 2. You know you're supposed to win championship games not just go to visit? 3. Jay Heaps..... ha ha ha 4. Hey Reis, no trophy? How about a knee to the head?
Hate hate hate. Hate hate hate. Lots of hate. Hate all around. 'Specially for the Revolution, who should win, but suck. They suck and I hate them. Hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate. Lots of hate. More hate. Hate, then some hate. Hate Hate hate... hate hate. OH, and of course, Hate. Hate and um... right, hate.
I hate that the season's over. I'm thinking about driving down to Lot 8 on saturday and swilling beer. Who's with me?
I wish I were just some rich ass trustifarian so I could go camp out between Lot 8 and the Anacostia till next year. edit: Oh, and I HATE LA, Chicago, NE, and NY in that order. I also DON'T want HDC (I think it blows) or Toyota Park (sucks harder than HDC). I want a scaled down RFK at Poplar Point
Ehh. LA is the one to loath for me. Not because they are a real threat to us (in real games), but because they have always been filled with players that exemplify everything that is wrong with this world. Ugh. No way. For the "crown jewel" of SSS', that place has had one of the worst fields (which is saying a lot given our pitch ). Screw the Tool Box and all the tools that call it home. My list: 1. LA 2. Who are we playing this week (or next in this case )? 3. Who is LA playing this week? -dave
No. 1 Metrobulls a) We see them so often, it's hard not to hate them b) Amado Guevara c) Their trying to be DC North with the hirings of Arena, Williams, Harkes, Agoos, Kovalenko, etc. d) Their attempts to be relevant and claims to be as important as United without any basis or justicication. No. 2 Galaxy a) Landycakes, for obvious reasons. b) Alexi, for his attempts to now claim LA is the new Superteam. c) There are no other reasons necessary. No 3 Fire a) Because we can't seem to beat them when we need to.
For the first time ever NE rises to the top of my H8 list. They're dishwater. They're a disgrace to football. They took something like 340 minutes to score a goal in MLS Cup Final play and held it for all of like 60 seconds. There are soccer gods and they hate dishwater. LA Galaxy: How low have you sunk that you're not my number one H8 anymore? How low can you go? You beat us 5-2 and I shrug it off because we're so far ahead in the league no one can touch us and you're so desperate to make the playoffs that win doesn't even do it for you. Second place in your own stadium? Landy making snarky remarks about someone's looks (look who's talking) like he's in some teenie bopper magazine? Cobi getting fatter? Tino burning out like a Roman candle? Hartman getting even more fatter? Shortening the field in width so you can play Yallop's ping-pong ball? You're lower than upon whatever the snake's belly is crawling. Did I mention low? Chicago Fire: Your time is going to come.
I assume that this thread is meant to be in the present tense. If it were all-time, I would have some others to add, and the order would change. (Diego Serna, Jorge Campos, and others have spots on that list.) Eight teams in the playoffs. Most of the ESC (See @ below.) Chicago* Chris Armas (Unlike Dema, I would not suddenly like him were he to play for United.) L. Donovan Galaxy Revs* Albright (Never can forgive him for being a whiney, lazy, quitter for so long with United.) @ I cannot bring myself to hate NY. It's like hating an ugly puppy. Much of the ESC, however, has been reprehensible over the years. *Someone wrote that the Revs are rivals, while the Fire is our nemesis. I couldn't agree more. Consider: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me. That sounds like the 2005 playoffs to me.
Can't really work up a big enough hate for Tino. If anyone is added to the Galaxy list, it would be Chris Albright, for only being able to find the back of the net in meaningless friendlies and against 3rd division opponents in Cup matches. I'll also drop the Fire to No. 4 on my list, and move Abby Okulaja to No. 3. Worst official I've ever seen.
I was there...still not enough to pass Landycakes and Lalas, and Albright built up over a longer period of time. Maybe after next season.
You can't mix topics like this. Ref's get their own brand of hate, and it's highly unlikely that Abby will ever be knocked from his throne in that first position. That f****r can even screw a match up when he is the 4th official. I don't know how he does it, but he does -dave