Joleon Lescott has the worst hair. It's a like his flat top is balding. (and there's an island of hair that is separated from the rest... in the front). The page I found this picture on even wrote "Does Joleon Lescott have the worst hair in the Premier League". And also the picture is saved as "thehair.jpg"
Oi - you can't diss Joleon Lescott's hair! Blasphemy to a Molineux deity. Cissé is the obvious and only choice!