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  1. RoyalNonesuch

    RoyalNonesuch Member+

    May 10, 2009
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously. We get a 2-2 draw vs. Monterrey and it's "Mystifying" while somehow San Jose's effort, with all the tactical sophistication of a lead pipe, is inspiring? ******** Jonah.
     
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  2. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that's the thing people forget. We went to Mexico and played well. We got ********ed by a ref who thought a middle of the field foul was suddenly a yellow on KB.

    We came home, in a cup final game, and just couldn't find the net. I've never heard of this before for RSL. not once
     
  3. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  4. GoRSL

    GoRSL Member+

    Jan 7, 2013
    47.615587, -122.200340
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    You have to love the San Hosers whining about having their practice taped down in Toluca. When you think about it, the allegation is quite funny. What is anyone really going to learn about SJ's game -
    1. Bunker and counter - shocking!
    2. Lob ball after ball into the box at the end of the game
    3. Wondo, Gordon and Lennie poaching.
    Realistically, taping practice would've done more to screw Toluca up, as I'm sure Lennie flops far less in practice than in a real game. So the net of the FIFA allegation is a tactical response to try a last gasp way to win - and a new one at that for the Goobies.
     
  5. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe I am blind but the PK against SJ was comical in the SKC match yesterday. To me, it looked like ex-Goobie and current SKCnucklehead Ike Opare hit the ball with his hand first and then it hit LenDork's. No?
     
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  6. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Watching the Seattle-Montreal match with Seattle broadcast crew… they said 'the ball does odd things indoors, don't be surprised by a ball over someone's head', they said with no sense of irony.
     
  7. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Saw that in the Spurs vs Southampton match earlier today. First handball was called ball to hand. Spurs player raised his hand to call for that as a foul when the ball came off and hit him in his raised hand. The second hand ball was called a foul.
     
  8. RSLintheWoods

    RSLintheWoods Member

    Mar 25, 2013
    The Great Outdoors
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I had that on in the background, and I had to turn it off before halftime. The announcers were going on and on about how every team they play against is targeting the Sounders skill players with umpteen billion fouls per game and only 15% of those fouls are even called because all the refs hate the Sounders beautiful brand of football. Ugh, it's as if they don't have a player, Ozzie Alonso, who they put out there to do the exact same thing tactically to every other team they play.
     
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  9. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
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  10. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
    Home
    And then Grant Wahl tweeted this today, too



    As far as I can tell, Dell Loy's going to have to really step up his game if he wants to play with the big boys (of awful MLS ownership).
     
  11. RoyalNonesuch

    RoyalNonesuch Member+

    May 10, 2009
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It could take some work to bottom out as worst owner.

    Like maybe beating Rimando's wife and kids on the sidelines if the other team scores or something. It's doable, but I dunno.

    I watched DelLoy in his suite as the opening ceremonies commenced. He was beaming - looked really pleased at the full stadium, the effects of the colored posters (despite the glare), the cool Nov 7 we kicked your ass in the playoffs TIFO.
     
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  12. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Skipped tanking the team financially and went straight for the assault & battery joke. I like the cut of your jib.
     
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  13. RoyalNonesuch

    RoyalNonesuch Member+

    May 10, 2009
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you think that's cool, then you should read my feed waste, rats, stray animals and Sarah McLachlan to gators in a pen in NYC to make hot dogs concept paper.
     
  14. standard

    standard Member

    Aug 10, 2009
    central Illinois
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chicago's ownership is right there with DC and NE.
     
  15. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    don't forget (or do, whatever) our neighbors on the shitty side of the Rockies
     
  16. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, given the recent coaching decisions of our neighbors to the east, I wouldn't think it was the shitty side of the Rockies, but the perpetually stoned side of the Rockies. I guess their FO is being run by Cheech and Chong.
     
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  17. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Small sample size, but right now the rookie coach on the East side of the Rockies has a better PPG than the rookie coach on the West side...
     
  18. Ivensor

    Ivensor Member

    Nov 10, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Good point. Extrapolating out a few other trends, I guess we should also expect that the cRapids will have 1.5 PKs called in their favor per game, and that RSL will have 0.667 goals either incorrectly disallowed on their behalf or incorrectly allowed for the opposition per game? Oh, and RSL should expect to play 2/3rds of their games on the road, while the cRapids will only play 50% on the road, I guess? Sure, it's a small sample size, but it seems reasonable to extrapolate from what we've seen so far, no? ;)
     
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  19. Liv34s0ccer

    Liv34s0ccer Member

    Jan 8, 2013
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Isnt it time we made a trade with Colorado again? we'll give you the rights to Mehdi Ballouchy in exchange for Deshorn Brown and Dillon Powers. If history repeats itself I think its a done deal.
     
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  20. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd take Klute and Brown.
     
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  21. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't you have to have the rights to Ballouchy to trade them? ;)
     
  22. Liv34s0ccer

    Liv34s0ccer Member

    Jan 8, 2013
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    picked them up at the local D.I. (you may need to research that one)
     
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  23. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Then give him a rep a$$hole!
     
  24. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not when we're dealing with your owners....hell, we'll even throw in a little pocket lint.
     
  25. TheBiff

    TheBiff Member+

    Apr 8, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    Don't you think we should get something in return though?
     

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