I think the MLS Power Rankings are adorable, they way they give other teams recognition and hope all season long until the Galaxy kills their dreams, squashing them like the ants beneath a child's boot. Anyway, here they are: 1. Galaxy 2. Western Conference 3. Eastern Conference 4. DC United Fuck you, Topper
LA Galaxy's very own senior analyst and top-notch sports writer sees it this way... "3. San Jose Earthquakes" "Surprise, surprise. Look who's third in this week's Power Rankings. Frank Yallop's San Jose Earthquakes put Toronto FC to the sword early and often, punching them off BMO Field to the tune of 3-0. Chris Wondolowski has been the scoring catalyst for the Quakes for quite a while, and he was back at it again with a brace in the ninth and 68th minutes of play. Also on the scoresheet was Shea Salinas with a goal in the 56th minute. San Jose now have a tougher task ahead of them, as they travel up the I-5 to CenturyLink Field in Seattle to take on the Seattle Sounders. Kickoff is scheduled for March 31 at 7 p.m. PT/10 p.m. ET and will be televised by Comcast SportsNet." meanwhile, LA Galaxy are stuck in the rear, sucking our fumes... "4. Los Angeles Galaxy" http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1119001-2012-mls-power-rankings-week-3#/articles/1119001-2012-mls-power-rankings-week-3/page/18 ....baaaaaahahahaha! suck it LA! [/closethread]
1. LA Galaxy 2. LA Reserve Team 3. LA Coaching Staff 4. LA Front Office Staff 5. HDC Parking Attendants 6. LARS Bicycle Jousting Team 7. LA Ball Boys 8. HDC Ticket Checkers 9. David Beckham Section 104 Official "Scream Team" 10. ACB Beer Pong Team Did I miss anyone?
Damn, you're right. I also forgot random kids from the Parade of Champions, Cosmos, and the drunk guys up on the grass berm. My bad.
I cannot confirm nor deny that any of the Under-16s or Under-18s have attended a single convention in their lives.
um hello, LA Galaxy senior sports analyst, week 4 power rankings please. must be an anime expo this weekend.
mmm, dessert! we all know how you love some dessert. I bet it was deeeelicious. hey, do you do anime requests? cuz I was thinking, if you took that ever-so-cute little LA Galaxy anime girl, popped a cute little Galaxy logo on her cheek and then had her say locked in a basement going "help, help...I'm stuck in the basement and it's cold and shitty and pathetic down here, help, help!" that would be the perfect LA Galaxy analogy for this awesome thread.
Nah, I don't think so. Also, I only do requests on deviantART. Not here. Go set up an account over there and look for me. You ass. Naw dawg, I do not cover the Academy sides on a frequent basis on b/r, though I do write about them every now and then.
"Earthquakes are on the rise, and they pulled off a statement victory on the road" indeed. "Los Angeles Galaxy take the biggest tumble in this week's Power Rankings, moving down to 11th after a humiliating 3-1 defeat to the New England Revolution at the Home Depot Center." I call lame stream media bias!
Hold it, hold it. Shouldn't you just shut the fuck up and jerk off to your second-place standing? I mean, really.
