Mike Magee is the Freaking Highlander

When Mike Magee throws a party, New Year's Eve is rescheduled to coincide with it.

 

Mike Magee messed around with Jim; and Kicked his ass!!!!

 

Awesome.

Also, I don't know if this has been done, but Mike Magee backed baby into a corner.

 

Mike Magee called Sunil Gulati to "Fire Bob Bradley, or else!" Sunil naturally complied.

 

Mike Magee makes the Honey Badger care.

 

NASA named the Mars Rovers after Mike Magee's testicles: "Spirit" and "Opportunity."

 

And Mike Magee called Sunil to hire Juergen Klinsmann. And Sunil naturally complied.

 

Mike Magee expects the Spanish Inquisition

 

Mike Magee simply does walk into Mordor.

 

Mike Magee straightens it after Beckham has bent it...

 

Mike Magee can have his pudding, even if he doesn't eat his meat.

 

Mike Magee would do anything for love, including that.

 

No, love does that for Mike Magee.

 

Seriously Pegasus, you have to stop, your facts are making me laugh so hard I cry.
You win the internet, now let me catch my breath.

 

AAAAAAAAAAMAZING!

Dude, seriously that's hilarious.





Mike Magee liked it but didn't need to put a f**king ring on it.

 

And thus it happened, to the surprise of few who knew him well, Mike Magee said, "you over there, go forth, build me something to take my attention away from these commonfolk, these peasants."

With that the man, now known to many as Bill Gates, shrugged his shoulders, sheepishly walked away, and went to work on his first computer.

 

Lorena Bobbit was talking about Mike Magee.

 

Mike Magee decided Paris would be a good place to put a tower.

 

Confucius say, "Mike Magee is the shit."

 

Mike Magee offered to solve the budget crisis out of his pocket money, but he never carries any bills smaller than a $10 trillion, and the government couldn't make change.

 

When Mike Magee plays Xbox Live, Microsoft refunds all their subscribers for that month.

 

Qatar's plan for holding a World Cup in scorching desert heat is just to bring Mike Magee to the country, because his presence makes everything cool.

 

Q: That volley was left-footed against Man. City? I thought Magee was right-footed?

A: Mike Magee is left-footed. He just wants everyone else to feel they are doing well.

 

Angel has a left foot... its the one he stands on

 

Mike Magee brought Celestine Babayaro to the Galaxy.

Mike Magee taught Rebecca Black the days of the week.

Harry Potter's scar hurts when Mike Magee is near.