And the best thing is - we hated Magee just a week ago. Now his legend has surpassed even Pando-mania levels.
mike magee wasnt spanked at birth, although every nurse in the hospital instantly had a five star on their a$$ mike magee knows this thread exists, and has never visited bigsoccer
Every year, Mike Magee chooses one lucky child and throws him into the sun. Sacha Kljestan only has Mike Magee to thank for his girlfriend, for reasons known only to them. If Mike Magee were to whisper in your ear, music would suddenly cease to have meaning.
Am I the only one that thinks it's pathetic y'all love Magee now when 90% of you hated on him week after week the last season or two? COUGH bandwagoners COUGH
Well, to be fair, 90% of the time Mike Magee doesn't do anything on the field. But as we all know-- 10% of Mike Magee gets you 100% of the USDA recommended daily-allowance of kick ass.
Soccer fans, like wifes and girlfriends, are allowed to change their mind whenever the mood hits them.
Some of us have never posted anything negative about Mike Magee. Some of us realized he was just biding his time for the right moment to strike.
You can only see Mike Magee when he lets himself be seen. Due to this skill, ninjas have been known to go as Mike Magee for Halloween.
Truer words were never spoken. Except by Mike Magee, who's every utterance is praised by the Buddah himself.
There won't be fireworks at the match on July 4th. Mike Magee is going to kick soccer balls into the sky so hard that they explode.
Mike Magee knows Rhianna's name. Rick Astley gives his friends fake links to videos of Mike Magee. A Monk, an Army Ranger and a Fisherman walked into a bar...... Mike Magee.