Meet the USMNT

Discussion in 'Mexico National Team' started by Various Styles, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. Otaku

    Otaku Member+

    Dec 9, 2003
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Welcome to Big Soccer. Did you really not get the joke?
     
  2. bennyf118

    bennyf118 Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    MD
    Hilarious! Add me to the list of USMNT fans that actually has a sense of humor. To the people complaining, get off your high horse of fake PCness, and enjoy the joke for what it's meant to be: funny.

    Keep the pictures and descriptions coming :)
     
  3. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Sorry.. try again... I'd prefer the picture of Jack Nicholson going "Heeeere's Johnny"

    Sachin
     
  4. Levante

    Levante Member+

    Jul 28, 2001

    Chiquitibum.........

    Nice try...... but leave the pictures to VS :D
     
  5. RUUDVN

    RUUDVN BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Sep 3, 2004
    NYC
    She's Sherryl Crows isn't she ?
     
  6. Coster

    Coster Member

    Apr 21, 2003
    Hermosa Beach
    No. She only dates bicyclists.

    Someone made that pic into a herpes ad. Can't remember what site its on though.
     
  7. Asprilla9

    Asprilla9 Member

    Dec 15, 2000
    Beaverton, OR
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    hahaha you are hysterical VS. this thread kicks arse.

    VS i never thought you'd do it, but i think this thread rivals your "Kings Of Fluke" thread from way back in the day (what was that about 4 years ago now??)

    americanos if this thread pisses you off then you're an idiot :p. this is very funny. trust me.
     
  8. Asprilla9

    Asprilla9 Member

    Dec 15, 2000
    Beaverton, OR
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    btw WTF was the NY Times thinking on these pics?? were they singlehandedly trying to ruin the sport of soccer in this country?? and where were the advocates for the players, the agents, the publicists, anyone???????? did Bruce just drop the players off-"have fun at your photo shoot kids"......good God, Pablo, you probably would have put on a g-string if they gave it to you. those pictures are so hideous. we as USMNT fans deserve to get clowned on for those pics. those pics aren't going away ....ever.
     
  9. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United

    Ah.... good times... good times....

    Sachin
     
  10. Saeyddthe

    Saeyddthe Member

    Sep 5, 2003
    St. Looney ^the CB&J
    Someone's confusing ethics with morals again, aren't they?

    Inspired thread VS... Just as good the second time through.;)
     
  11. Long Live Maradona

    Long Live Maradona New Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    TX

    Each one of those players should be slapped with the inside of the hand and then harder with the backside of the hand!!!! I do not care who is taking the pics or how much i am getting paid, I would never let anyone make me look like a bee yotch like this photographer did to these guys. I would have slapped the guy b/c i would have thought he was TRYING to make soccer look like a panzy sport which it is most certainly not!!!. Even Mcbride.??? Those are not even mens clothes they are wearing!!! WTF!!!!!! I seriously think this photographer is some kind of NFL fan who hates soccer and wanted to prove it to the rest of the country. These photos alone make it difficult even for me to remember how tuff soccer players are. Dang man!! When i first saw them i thought it was some kind of awesome cut and paste job. When i first saw Mastro i thought " this is just some guy from a gay magazine who happens to look like mastro!!" What do you thing Grown A$$ Man would have done? lol
     
  12. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

    Apr 4, 2004
    Norte
    Club:
    Pumas UNAM
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    i dunno, put on some lipstick?

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  13. Mosco

    Mosco Member+

    Dec 1, 2004
    Sun Valley, CA
    lol!! jajajaj
     
  14. WALDO

    WALDO Member

    Feb 20, 2005
    BURBANK
    Your tolerance is weak bro! I'm a white boy who loves the USMNT and I don't find this racist or offensive at all. He even compliments or states the obvious on the US players. And the pictures are funny. So I would suggest you go back to the US forum were you belong. Me, I can handle this **********! :p
     
  15. dmike

    dmike Member

    Jul 7, 2004
    SoCal
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I find this real funny and scary LOL
     
  16. WALDO

    WALDO Member

    Feb 20, 2005
    BURBANK
    My thoughts exactly. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.
     
  17. WALDO

    WALDO Member

    Feb 20, 2005
    BURBANK
    You don't get it do you Tiger Puke. This is not a political website. It's soccer! When your talking about soccer teams, you don't have to be politically correct. Now quit bitchin before I feed you to the C.Rica fans. Goodnight now! :eek:
     
  18. Dusky

    Dusky Member

    Sep 5, 2001
    Southern Kali
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    The latter, so the apocalypse is still not upon us, buddy. Quien chinga'os es Danny Califf? Is it that dude with the red wig-looking hair who plays/played for the Galaxy?
     
  19. Coster

    Coster Member

    Apr 21, 2003
    Hermosa Beach
    No, that's Chris Albright you're thinking of. This is Danny Califf:

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  20. shadrach

    shadrach Goldenchild

    Jan 19, 2002
    quit being nosy...
    Sounds more like he's talking about Alexi Lalas not Albright.
     
  21. Dusky

    Dusky Member

    Sep 5, 2001
    Southern Kali
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    No, I was thinking of Dan Calichman. Lalas is Valderrama's gringo cousin.
     
  22. StillKickin

    StillKickin Member+

    Austin FC
    Dec 17, 2002
    Texas
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is funny stuff. A lot more fun than our boring "Meet Mexico" thread.
     
  23. FC Tallavana

    FC Tallavana Member+

    Jul 1, 2004
    La Quinta
    Why don't we make a little rule in which people who do not get the jokes, DON'T post in the thread. I just had to read through 10+ pages in order to see a couple of pages worth of funny ass pics/captions. Argh!

    VS, you had me at the traffic cone. :D
     
  24. filiusterrae

    filiusterrae Member

    Aug 16, 2001
    If that was an option, what the f were the others thinking that they didn't do the same?!
     
  25. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

    Apr 4, 2004
    Norte
    Club:
    Pumas UNAM
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
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    Brian McBride - One of the US's "He plays in Europe so he must be good" players. This guy is different. Inside sources say he has roots from krypton, thus above he is shown pimping his fliying, errrr diving skillz. Talk about using foreigners on the US nat team.
     

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