~ An indepth look of the USMNT that will be Facing Mexico for WCQ ~ Bruce Arena : USMNT Head Coach Do not be fooled by The Bruces effeminate gestures, he is the mastermind behind American Catenaccio, a tactic which consists of bunkering down and borring the opposition into submission. American Catenaccio has proven to be highly effective against the Mexican National team !!! This former Lacross player/coach currently has a 30 game undefeated streak in Concacaf.. Pablo Mastroeni : Defensive Midfielder Argentine flamer nationalized American quickly adjusted in the Bruces system. His role of midfield destroyer and all around ass grabber has worked wonders against the likes of Temoc, should they meet again expect him to tangle up with Cuah once again.
Coby Jones : Attacking Midfielder/ One trick pony Hailed for many years as the USMNT's Token Black guy, Coby is no longer the only brotha in the squad. Coby's sole purpose in the US nads is to hold the ball, and draw yellow cards from frustarted Mexican players. Damarcus Beasly: Midfielder The USMNT newest version of Coby Jones, the besast plays for PSV and is hella fast. Unlike Coby, Beasly has two ball dribbling tricks but is built like a 15 years old highschool cheerleader. Still he is one of the most daring of US players.
You go ahead and prepare for a bunch of flaming ass grabbers. That will just make it that much easier to hand you yours after we have removed it at Azteca..... So who convinced them to wear women's clothes for those pix anyway???
awesome. you forgot the one of LD drinkin out of the fountain with the "cum hither" look on his face. HAHA.lol
I thought I told you Various Styles isn't Mexican. Do me a favor. Put your signature to use and go snoop around WR. Leave us alone.
Kassey Keller : Goalkeeper Excellent at handeling Balls, Kasey Keller has been the USMNT first choice kepeer for quite a while now. Hailed as World Class by US fan boys the Keller spends his playing days in lower to midtable EPL clubs.. . Landon Donovan : Striker This Canadian expat is considered to be the best US player of all time. Lando posseses a combination of speed and dribbling skills capable of giving a headache to any opposition. Ocassionaly gets cramps when twin sister is on her period, has also been known to wear a bra.. .
We seem to be getting quite a few of them lately. One of my personal (non)favorites is a stylishly, hot, dancing scientist who is quickly asserting himself as Coronaman Jr. With looks and intelligence like that, no girl can resist him. I hear he does a mean Lambada.
Claudio Reyna : Midfielder Reyna also known as Capatain America has been the leader of the USMNT for several years now. Now playing at Man City, Reyna is very prone to injury. It is unknown if he will be matchfit in time for the Mexico game. John O'Brien : Defensive Midfielder The only USMNT player to spend more time injured than Reyna, Obrien currently plays with Dutch Outfit Ajax Amsterdam. O'briens versatility in midfield has allowed him to play both creative and holding roles or even on the wing, where his left-footed crosses make him dangerous..
I think they were part of a New York Times spread. Metrosexuals, or something. How these guys got talked into it has got to be the world's biggest mystery. I've got to hope that they had not editorial say on what got published. Chivas USA should be warned to stay away from east coast photographers when playing the MetroScum. Anyway, for Mexico fans, here's a pic of your favorite Yank with partner