Marek Hamsik said when Cavani left looking forward to a "more motivated striker" hahahahahahaha amen.
“I’m happy here,” he said. “I know everybody and everything and we always have a big project each year, and we can get better. It may be harder nowadays, but I want to become like [Francesco] Totti and [Alessandro] Del Piero, I just need a few more seasons. This will be my seventh year in Azzurro, but I am as hungry for victories as I was the first day I set foot in Naples.”
******** DAT! I'll rip his cock off with my teeth...wait...is that gay? AHHHH ******** IT!!! I"LL RIP HIS ********ING COCK OFF WITH MY TEETH!!!!!...YEAH, I SAID IT!!!!
I am buying hist shirt. Also, I hope there will be big Marekiaro flags in San Paolo this year! He mus be named our captain.
I remember a time when I was trapped in a black room with neon blue walls. There was yellow pellets everywhere and for whatever reason it felt good to collect them and eat them. I was being chased by ghosts that were trying to kill me until I rounded a corner and found Marek Hamsik. He gave me a bigger yellow pellet that made me super strong so I could attack those ghosts. Thank you Marek Hamsik
I'll never forget this one time, I was a plumber who likes to fit my fat Italian ass down pipes and I'd eat shrooms and grow into a full sized person then smoke a flower and gain wicked power... actually, who am I shitting...I was the princess and Marek was Mario...he saved me. Thank you Marek.
you guys are hilarious. Elvesuvio perhaps you should make your students do an extra credit paper on the history of Hamsik.
yo...you should see the discussion and ribbings from last year...LOL...they all knew my love for the city and team and a few of them used it as ammo when they could...that's when I'd threaten to meet them outside at 3:30 and beat the piss out of them...it worked.
There was this striker we had at Napoli, his name was Eddy Camoney, and he had really long hair and Marek Hamsik decided "From the day he joins Napoli until the day hes leave he will score goals for fun" and than he did! He scored a bunch of goals and than he decided to run off. Marek got really upset and said he wants a "more motivated striker" so even if DeLa bought Salvatore Aronica as a striker, he will score 20 goals. Marek is god. amen
One time I got pulled over, and the copper took a while than came up to the car and asked for info and everything and so he asked "So do you know why I pulled you over?" so I quickly showed them a picture of Hamsik and didn't say a word and he looked at the phone and looked at me and said "I'm sorry for the disturbance, have a nice day" Thank you Marek Hamsik. amen
Being I can never ask this of a prof or teacher that I know personally but what prevents teachers and profs form just saying ******** it and passing everyone ?
I took a shit today but I ran out of toliet paper...Marek is such a nice lad he came up the toilet bowl and let me use his hair