My daughters fish, "Napoli" recently died. She was very sad. He had been dead for a little while as his body was already turning stiff.Before taking the fish out of the tank to get rid of him, I played a Hamsik youtube vid for him. Suddenly he sprang back to life. REVIVED BY HAMSIK!!!!!
One time I was driving on the highway when I'm expectedly my engine caught fire. I remember the intense heat of the flames. Just then I reached for my phone and Googled a picture of Marek Hamsik. When I held the image up to the flames they suddenly died. And my engine started back up and I've never had to give my car an oil change since. Thank you Marek Hamsik
this one time, I was taking a dump and just couldn't get a log out....no matter how much I pushed...just when I thought I was going to give myself a stroke, I stopped, took out a picture of Marek and the shit just came out. When I checked it afterwards, it was a shit in the form of Cavani... Hamsik is GOD.
Late last year I met a man with level 4 lung cancer. While hanging out with him I realized the napoli game was about to start. When I put it on, the players we're walking on to the field. At that moment the man saw Marek Hamsik and his cancer disappeared from his lungs, creating 2 new super powered lungs. FORZA Marek
When I was born, I had 2 shark fins instead of legs. Doctors said i would never walk. And them my mother showed me a Marek Hamsik youtube video. Amazingly my fins transformed into proper human legs. On a side note, I'm a few years older than Marek making this truly a miraculous feat. Marek is God, Amen.
this one time, I was so loaded I couldn't get it up at night to bang this broad...then I pulled out my picture of Hamsik and BAM! ... wait....what? forget that one.... MAREK IS GOD!
I once ejaculated in 30seconds with a girl. Then I put on my Marek Hamsik jersey and went for another 4 days straight. The girl is now a vegetable. Marek is God, Amen