sorry - this is just too funny: http://www.latimes.com/sns-bc-us--cockfightdeath,0,2144295.story i bet that rooster had been planning this a long time.
If that rooster won its fight, we need to ship it to the N17 and make it our official mascot. What a badass.
i hate it when i go to a cockfight, and get attacked by the contestants. you guys laugh, but it really sucks. it's even worse than when, back in the 80s, i'd occasionally get attacked by the contestants in the female mud wrestling contests down at the shangri-la gentleman's club in terre haute. i mean, they're both embarrassing, and they both scratch, but there's something really demeaning about getting your ass kicked by a bird. a literal bird, i mean, not english slang for the mudwrestlers. anyway, i suppose in most cases i've been antagonizing with my heckling and taunting, and there's always someone saying i've gotten no more than i deserved ... but still, it sucks. sometimes, maybe, i drink too much.
I can see the scene unfolding now... "You SUCK, you f*cking chicken. Yeah, you. What are you going to do about it? Come get some!" *Rooster does his work* "Aw sh*t. he f*ckin cut me... the f*ckin cock cut me. Sh*t. I think he hit an artery. Ok well... I guess I'm buying this round. PBR for the house!"
