Major Announcement on 9/13 (PAGING NICK....)

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Yikes, not what I was prepared for...

 

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The big news was just tweeted! "Several United players will be making appearances in the community this week: http://bit.ly/aCFHJt "

 

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"As part of D.C. United’s continued efforts to make appearances in the community, United players will be making various appearances"

Who writes this crap? Really?

As part of my continued efforts to post on BigSoccer, I will be posting on BigSoccer now.

Also, do none of the other players like Perkins?

 

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They will apparate and disapparate instantaneously.

 

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Yeesh. Yeah, that's not good.

 

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Oh, come on! How are you supposed to post more on BS unless you post more on BS?

 

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that's what you get when you say "give me an announcement, I don't care what it is, just make an announcement"

 

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I think it was phrased as "a Stadium announcement".
So, it probably should come from RFK_raccoon, since he seems to be more in touch with team goings-on than over half the staff

 

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I know there's all day tomorrow still but I'm going to go ahead and give this my first 5/5 Fenty's for making a declaration that misinforms and misleads the hopes of DC United Supporters in regard to stadium news.



That's right Nick, you've earned the Full Fenty.

 

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one of my coworkers was at the Bldg Museum this weekend with his daughter taking in the Lego building exhibit ...

maybe that is it - tomorrow DCUnited will announce a new stadium in DC .... they will make the announcement from the Building Museum ...

the new stadium will be made from Lego blocks .................

 

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In that case, we should re-sign Franco Neill.

 

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They didn't write "The DC United", so they got that going for them.

 

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So that the Lego players can tower over him? Or because he'd be affixed to the ground and wouldn't flop in the general direction of an opposition player looking for a foul?

 

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Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

 

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I fear we have all perhaps been nick-rolled ...

 

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I'm starving!

Good thing I didn't hold my breadth...

ps-Please tell me there is a punchline.

 

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There's 45 pages of punchline (so far)

 

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i think nick is mike wise in disguise and did it as a social media experiment.

 

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With posts like these can we please keep this thread open after today?

It will keep morale up around here.

Remember, nick did not specify in which year the 9/13 or 14 is to take place.

 

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Oh SNAP.

That's some serious shame, nick.

#VoteGray

 

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Are you pissed off enough that you are willing to reveal the source so we can go ahead and pummel him/her?

 

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Cake? There's cake?

 

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They prefer Denny's.

 

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The cake is a lie.