Luciano Spalletti

Luciano has Roma tattoo on his balls - I have Luciano's

Going from Zemen to Spalletti would be incredible. Two or three years under Zemen and they will be ready to compete at the highest level under Spalletti.

When does his contract end with Zenit?

I ********ing love Luciano. I cannot wait for his return

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Zeman to Spalleti feels just as natural as pubic hairs at early teen years! can't wait!

Spalletti... Voglio dare un bacio sulla sua testa pelata!!!

I believe he just resigned for 3 more years

Haha that's an analogy and a half!

2 years of Bohemian football then Spalletti takes on Roma till his retirement? Erm yes please

3 more seasons he is tied down with Zenit until 2015

What a tactician...God i miss him.

Maybe he's pulling an Ancellotti with the teasing.

I hope to see his baldy head back on the Roma bench in the near future.Let us remember our last Scudetto triumph,Zeman built the house and Capello finished it off.Now lets hope history repeats itself.

As I said when he was here, if we have suits who can get Luciano the players he wants, I would kayak across the Altantic, rent a car, and drive him from St. Petersburg to Rome.

Luciano had the soul ripped from him after years of begging for some help in the mercato and dealing with our execs. Our first mercato with the new regime was miles better than any for nearly the last decade, which is really sad. Our current owners don't appear to have much more money (though they have much less debt...so far), but they are at least proactive.

I would definitely have to prepare a speech to Luciano about not murdering half of the squad during training, but I would have plenty of time for that during my kayak trip.

Zeman is gonna do the same thing, though.

His session will be 3x worse than Lucianos.

A plague of injuries awaits next season if that's the case.

I thought more conditioning translated into less willy nilly BS injuries.

There are bound to be some at start at least.

Hopefully he doesn't murder them right away. I remember a physical therapist told me it's better to start off slow and progressivly get harder, otherwise you risk injury. But most coaches unfortunately do the opposite.

That's what you do when you start training from scratch. It's different with professional players.