NSR: Lube - you need it - and other conversations.

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by morrissey, Mar 21, 2014.

  1. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Keep it above board - use lube when necessary (and it's always necessary). No personal attacks, blah, blah, blah.

    James
     
  2. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn dude, you're worse than Knave.

    And that's saying a lot

    :D
     
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  3. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    I've been waiting years for this thread to happen.
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    well, if you do your foreplay with any kind of decent proficiency, you probably don't need lube, so the whole thread's a sham.

    Of course I never read that old thread where the convo started, so maybe y'all are talking about a different entrance I've never been allowed to consider (there is not enough lube). In which case the thread title is still misleading.
     
  5. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Sometimes you don't need lube

     
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  6. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wanted to talk about using synthetic or natural oil in my Abarth.

    But Mr No Fun closed the thread. :D
     
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  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Hardly. I would have put this shit in the Lot 8 subforum.

    :sneaky:
     
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  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
     
  9. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Sorry, this thread is not about slagging on former moderators. We need a new thread for that.
     
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  10. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    So I need some clarification is this a thread about lube and sexual activities? Where is the thread to discuss the overuse of charts and graphs? Can we rail on PowerPoint in here or does that get its own thread? It is clear former mods are off limits. Plus where do we slag on former posters that failed to survive the BS.com crash of 1999, 2001, 2002, 2003, etc...?
     
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  11. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The sticky king has spoken.

    Does anyone remember that one game between United and LA, many years ago now, out in LA when the game was getting pretty chippy and some flash point event happened, I think about 8 DC United players, I clearly remember Agoos I think, surrounded the referee and he basically just held up the red card and turned and faced all the players around him with it held over them. I mean, there were practically chasing him off the field. I honestly thought he had sent off half the team.

    That's where I am with you clowns. I'm gonna close the forum, can I do that? ;)
     
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  12. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Most sensible thing a moderator has written since those halcyon days when I used to moderate the USMNT N&A forum.

    :D
     
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  13. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    you sure as shit wouldn't have stickied it :cool:

    Can you sticky a whole page full of threads?
     
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  14. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    I guess lube doesn't really eliminate the sticky does it... :eek:
     
  15. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I sure as hell wouldn't have! :D

    A sticky threesome is all anyone should need ... :thumbsup:
     
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  16. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Just talking about DC United doesn't get the ladies wet anymore, does it?
     
  17. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The first 3,000 fans into the stadium at the next home game will get a complimentary bottle... the rest can have a voucher for a hot dog.
     
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  18. liverbird

    liverbird BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 29, 2000
    Mars
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This seems to be the only thread on this forum that isn't a conversation between 4-5 people about how depressingly bad DCU is and why it's all Ben Olsen's fault.

    And he suggests butter

    [​IMG]
     
  19. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's pretty much how anyone can expect to take what DC has - lube and alcohol to drown in both during and after.

    James
     
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  20. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    You know, in 10 years you're gonna being playing soccer with your ****.
     
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  21. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ya know, I'm a little concerned that your avatar is a fist.
     
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  22. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Naw, stick with synthetics -- can handle much higher loads and greater friction without breaking down. And don't forget the better detergent action.
     
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  23. liverbird

    liverbird BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 29, 2000
    Mars
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Santorum
     
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  24. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    *You* should be.
     
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  25. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yikes!
     

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