Alert: "Let's Do This" - the Robin van Persie thread

by these parameters, it would be literally impossible rvp to have a bad stretch. ok, i guess. he's also responsible (like the rest of our attackers) for creating chances for himself and others, that's what he does when he is on form. he's allowed to drop and he said himself that him and rooney are both 9.5s in this set up. i've seen rvp firing, this is not it. this is far from it.

 

You cannot look at things in isolation.

 

How dare he not put in that level of performance for us. I'm outraged. RvP out!

 

Perhaps he'd prefer Maradona at the helm.

 

Better than Moyes. At least his presence will be alluring for some players to come here.

 

We could probably get all the Barca players for sure.

 

Maybe we can hire Robbie Fowler as the assistant and they can do lines at half time? It'd be hard to beat a bunch of coke heads.

 

At this point, I'd take Madonna at the helm.

 

Even in this context, it is just wrong to mention Robbie Fowler in the same breath as Diego Maradona.

 

You're right, it's like Pablo Escobar versus Frank Lucas.

 

I don't get the connection? I thought Liverpool made it perfectly clear that Fowler was pretending to be a cow?

 

have you seen diego???

 

I'm not. It means we are stuck with Rooney as the #10.

 

Aye.

Rooney will play as the 10 until he is sold.

 

I don't buy that article for shit. He's gone this summer.

 

AC MILAN

 

It's called the domino effect. He's seen Rooney get a nice raise after he shyt on the club for the umpteenth time so he's thought well why shouldn't I get a raise too?