Allow me, ladies and gentlemen, to perform a scene from the legendary work "Fiasco": LL-water is wet. VS-you are ridiculous saying water is wet, and that is an insane logic. LL-but that's most everybody's consensus, and isnt my logic but merely a regurgitation of the convention worldwide. VS-Nonsense! Stop this at once! What if you were in Antarctica in the coldest day, and there was Agary with a glass of snow, and since snow is water and if he didnt go to South Africa, Agary would never be able to DRINK! the water because of its snowiness, henceforth it wouldnt be wet. Larry-yeah thats right LL, you're out of your element dummy. Moe-yeah! hey larry, i wonder why LL doesnt leave or get out of here? I wonder what keeps on bringing him to these useless arguments over and over again? VS-You are sooooooo wroooooong LL, wrong and heres why: wrooooooooooooo[edited 33 pages for time]. Larry-Yeah i really dont know that reason either moe. VS-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Moe- i guess its one of those things that we will never know. VS-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Larry-you are right about that moe. VS-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!!!! and scene.