Jersey Shore on MTV will be the greatest show of all time.

Sometimes the hype is correct.

Sometimes you just know.

1 week until TV matters again.

Jersey Shore. 10pm. Dec 3rd. MTV.

Is this going to be MTV's version of Tool Academy?

Hooray! A show about douchebags!

Wrong. It's a show about Guidos growing up and trying to find themselves against the backdrop of douchebagism. They hope to overcome douchebagism. They have a dream that one day the will be able to walk down the boardwalk without being judged.

I can't wait.

Hang's recommendation for TV shows = stupidity at its best. (I reserved the "best" part for Hang.)

Look Jersey Shore won't be for everyone. It's a profound and even groundbreaking commentary on culture, and yes even ourselves.

There is a little bit of all of us in the Jersey Shore Guidos. The show is a mirror held up to ourselves, but some people may not be secure enough to take a look into that mirror.

I, for one, am looking forward to it and the self examination and soul searching that will come afterwards. God bless the fine people at MTV for having the courage to bring this art to the airwaves.

...nice to hear you're secure enough to finally admit to being a guido hang

My New Haircut.

That is all.

p.s. Hang, can you find it in your heart to film your own remake of that video. It would be priceless.

62 hours away!!! Countdown!!!

Pretty bold thread title... have you seen George Lopez's new show?

This show is a ripoff mix of Real World, only its more boring because all 7 people are exactly alike.

You're boring.

Familiarity breeds contempt. Because they are all so similar, more fighting, more fireworks, more drama.

As for me, I'm on Team Situation.

I'm still going to watch it, not going to lie. And your point is valid and will make for some drama. I'll give it another episode before I decide if I'm going to finish the season.

That's the spirit. JWOW would be proud.

Muscles and spray tan and hair gel, OH MY!

The greatest show of all time? Sorry. Not even close.

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Jersey Shore doesn't have laser-helicopter dogfights. Therefore, it is lame.

Airworlf vs Redwolf doesn't have "I Love The Situation" booty shorts.

Hang, I actually just watched parts of two hours of this show. Oh my goodness. I wanted to turn the channel, but I couldn't. I just couldn't. It was so mesmerizing, like visual crack or something. I might actually have to watch more. Ugh.

Your boy "The Situation" was wearing a rosary as a necklace. You need to take care of that, hang.

Yeah, but did you see my guidette JWOW upset when Vinny was laughing his way through grace. I think it's only a matter of time till she drags them out of the hot tub and into mass.

JWOW is something, hang. "I feel like this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I don great things."

The only way she's draggin' those boys to Mass, hang, is when she's on her way to confession after she cheats on her boy...assuming she doesn't decide to have some ham and water instead.

Angelina is the bartender! JWOW is the girl who likes Pauly D's pierced penis!!!

Oh, that's right. My bad. I didn't mean to insult your girl. No offense intended, hang.

Hang, today's Sports Guy podcast was about Jersey Shore. I figured it's right up your alley.

Stopping in for two important pieces of news.

BOYCOTT Domino's Pizza. These jersks are pulling there ads and thus revenue from Jersey Show. This is clearly an effort to censor "The Situation." If you care about The Constitution, or more importantly, The Situation, please Boycott Domino's.

Chances are you will see "Avoid the Noid" booty shorts on a boardwalk near you this summer.

And Flick beat me to news item 2...

It's majestic. It's akin to high level literary criticism. Everyone should listen soon.

I listened having never watched the show. I now want to watch the show.