At least they're not in love with an abandoned building: http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblo...oman-marries-warehouse-the-world-makes-jokes/
the whitecaps just long to see a thousand men with their arms up in the air, all at once. most teams can make that happen by scoring goals. vancouver, however, is forced to fantasize about stale we-saved-your-butts-in-wwii jokes.
Speaking of cesspools, your mama is so stinky she has a fecal coliform count of 36,000 per milliliter of cold water. Wang.
