Is This The Best DC United Team Ever, Or Just The Best Soccer Team Ever? [R]

Emilio Maradona and the hand of God goes down again, thank god for the amazing south american talent.

Well I guess the amazing, world beating, once in a lifetime team, south american flavored team is finally finding it's footing, we can all relax and breathe easy again.

LoL.

You know what's really funny? You trying to defend the honor of your sucky team. You're as clueless as that cluefuck Tom Soehn, aka The New Thomas Rongen. Why don't you hop in your Fokker Triplane and fly a banner over RFK asking politely for his resignation? Hell, even Stevie Sampson has more dumb luck than that fuckhead.

But hey, we all "admire" you for dusting yourself off and showing up here everyday to remind us of your shortcomings as:

a) A human being. (I'm assuming you have opposable digits, but certain days I'm convinced that you've walked away from your laptop and your cat must be tapping randomly on the keys.)

b) A smack artist. That's right, Shortcake, your smack sucks. Here's your standard routine to "deflect attention away" from DC's sad state when others point out the obvious: 1) If it's a Galaxy fan, remind them that the world is going to hell because Beckham is joining their team, while DC's off-the-rack, out-of-town-n-brown recruiting has made the team so classy, because it's just soooo classy when they're trying to slap the ball into the net, or crumbling like sack of bricks when their "Penalty Area Sensor" goes off. 2) If it's a NY fan, remind them how they ain't won shit even though they are the class of the league right now and have 10x your points..... errr - "point". 3) Chicago or NE - stick out your lower lip, cross your arms, and call them "thugs", and hope the God of Irony doesn't strike you or Ben Olsen with a thunderbolt.

It's still hard to believe that they let a complete shithead like you fly around packages.

You better hope they don't find your posts on BigSoccer you dizzy whore.

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