Is there a Santorum thread? OK, here it is!

I smoked weed with a top Republican strategist, that's my claim to fame, along with being on a flight with Dikembe Mutumbo.

Can't say that Ricky's daughter does much for me.

 

Nailed an ex-Ukranian president/PMs daughter!

 

My claim to fame is pretending to have had a threesome with Heidi Klum and Sophia Vergara on an internet message board.

 

Sounds like a good way to see the inside of a Ukranian jail, but then again, Ukranian women are hot. So probably worth the risk.

 

It was in Manhattan actually, so no former Soviet prison time for me thankfully.

...and atomicbloke, your choice in intertubez fora is stellar.

 

Better pull out. And I mean waaaaaaay early.

 

Check out the latest ad from Santorum's team:

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Really, Rick? You forgot the roving bands of zombie n******s...

 

Which ex-President?

And Rick's daughter is reasonable looking, but looks about 15. No thank you.

 

I've never met a Republican strategist that smokes weed. In my experience, they prefer overstuffed garbage bags full of cocaine.

 

I smoked a cigarette with a US congressman, in his Washington office in a non-smoking building with a fan blowing the smoke out of an open window, while on a field trip in college. That's my brush with political fame.

 

Yeah well we were 18 at the time, not from Beverly Hills, and male. Coke wasn't happening.

 

Conversed a future vice president of the US while he was being introduced for a speech.

Got a half hour lecture over dinner on the literature of Nabakov from a man who also had dinner with both Hitler and Stalin.

Weed with a future cabinet member...

 

Once, on a grade school field trip to City Hall, I got to sit in Mayor Moon Landrieu's desk chair.



That's all I've got.

 

I got nothing. Although a co-worker is close family friends with Congressman Burgess (R-TX), so maybe I could converse with him at some point...

 

I was in the same lane with an Olympian once. He was quite a bit faster. And by a bit I mean lapping me. It was for warmups for a meet. My heat was double-digits before his.

 

When I was in elementary school Evan Bayh used the same bathroom as me and didn't wash his hands.

 

Did he have a wide stance?

 

I met Strom Thurmond back when he was only on his 3rd wife.

 

I had met the then Governor of Hong Kong, Sir David Wilson. That's all I've got. My great grandad was once mayor of Hartlepool, and my dad was a local councillor for Kempston, Bedfordshire.

 

Pushed in a temporary wheelchair by Mo Udall.

Played golf with Dr. Seuss, who didnt say a word the whole round.

 

Shit. I was once at a 5am workout in SoCal when it was 31 degrees (f-reezing for LA) and I was the *only* non-Olympian in the water. (There were 8 of us total.)

When I first started dating my baby mamma a loooong time ago, I met the daughter of the president or prime minister of Bulgaria. HOT!!! Like, smokingly so. And she totally had the hots for me. If I had just met her 4 months earlier... Sigh.

I received a an email from Vicente Fox's (El Presidente de Mexico) wife she was trying to send to her son to tell him to look sharp at the airport b/c he was going to be met there by the parents of his brother's girlfriend. That was weird. It took me forever to figure out that the two of them and I had received an email from my brother about a Latin American trade think tank. The thing is that it was only addressed to me, so she didn't press "reply all". My brother told me to just ignore it and never call attention to a person of that ranking's mistake on minutiae.

 

Yeah.. Anything I've got is because my dad used to hobnob with a former Speaker of the House and got to do photo ops with Reagan and Bush the First and had a few sit down chats with Clinton and several of his cabinet members.

 

I was contacted by the wife of the late President of Nigeria about handling some funds. Beat that, suckers!!!

 

I bought beachfront property right next to Barry Goldwater's ranch in Arizona.