Is there a Santorum thread? OK, here it is!

Discussion in 'Elections' started by Revolt, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. That Phat Hat

    That Phat Hat Member+

    Nov 14, 2002
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  2. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
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    This is why they call Santorum the responsible conservative.
     
  3. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
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    On the other hand he was having a photo op at a shooting range.
     
  4. ceezmad

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  5. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

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  6. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
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    Its exactly what a parody of what it is would be.
     
  7. CHICO13

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  8. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
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    Flexing his Southern muscle, Santorum surges in Louisiana.

    Well played, Reuters.
     
  9. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I don't know why the Santorum campaign always has his daughter (instead of say his wife or, frankly, nobody) front and center with Santorum for photo-ops. It all started here ...

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    ... but now she's everywhere:

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    It's like every Santorum story has a picture of him and his daughter. She's in back of him for every election night speech. More than half the time she looks uncomfortable being there, and increasingly I find it weird and kind of creepy.
     
  10. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
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    look at her fucking fingers!!! What is wrong with them?!?!?!?!
     
  11. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    That's because he's weird and creepy.
     
  12. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

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    He has 2 daughters.

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  13. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I know. But it's always Sarah Maria.
     
  14. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
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    This was discussed awhile ago--they DO look weird, but if you really study it closely, you'll see that the camera is just right so that the fingers of one hand are curled over the fingers of the other, making it appear as if the finger in front is one, long appendage with too many knuckles.

    It IS weird looking, but it's just a strange camera angle.
     
  15. cleansheetbsc

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  16. CHICO13

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    Except it's more of a desperation Hail Mary heave with the clock running out.
     
  17. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    I'm sort of ashamed of living in a country in which a grown man saying "bullshit" is newsworthy.
     
  18. cleansheetbsc

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    But asshole is ok

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8w7Yz1Htz4"]Bush and Cheney on N.Y. Times Adam Clymer - YouTube[/ame]
     
  19. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

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  20. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

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    relax, I agree with you. everyone gets in a tizzy about someone cursing in public.
     
  21. chaski

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    Mar 20, 2000
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    Santorum is trying to appeal to the women's vote, but his wife is busy in the kitchen.
     
  22. Tom_Heywood

    Tom_Heywood New Member

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    Probably because he's got some sort of Josef Fritzl/Fred West thing going on.

    Disclaimer: That is not to say that Bigsoccer.com, or I actually suggest that Rick Santorum screws his daughter, locks her in the cupboard or is a mass murderer. He's just very right wing a religious lunatic who wants to be President.
     
  23. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

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    Just re-watched the tape of him cussing out a NYT reporter, and his daughter is, like, soooo embarrassed.

    She's kinda cute, btw. I wouldn't kick her outta bed. (But mainly just to be able to say I hooked up w/ a senator's daughter. It beats having hooked up w/ an ambassador's daughter, which is my only claim to fame in the political realm.)
     
  24. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
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    Beats me. Best I can do is that my brother used to by weed from the son of Ronald Reagan's Secretary of Agriculture.
     

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