Yesterday, I received my one share of stock in Charlton Athletic, Plc. It took about two months and about $150 but now the players can address me as "Sir". Here's a picture of one: http://www.framedshare.co.uk/I/CharltonA_L.gif For those interested in getting their own share just go to www.framedshare.co.uk. I find this a better way to support the club than buying a new home shirt each year. I will have recovered my investment in just two shirts.
Actually, I was referring to them as addressing me, "Yes, sir" "No, sir" "Sorry, sir". I don't think I'm ready for a knighthood yet.