Let's play a little game here. Let's pretend you were thinking about moving to Kansas City. You've never lived there; in fact, you've never even visited there. Lets just say that you are an immigrant from Outer Elbonia who has magically fallen in love with Sporting, and you want to make your home there so you can be an SKC STH and worship all things Sporting for the remainder of your days. You don't have any dogs in the KS vs MO fights; you're willing to live anywhere within, say, a 30-45 minute drive of LSP; you're strictly middle class - you don't want to live in the slums but you don't need to live in a neighborhood of McMansions, either. Low crime would be nice, but gated communities are not necessary. More rural is preferable than more urban (reminds you of your native Elbonia.) Where would you choose to live? Can't wait to see the answers to this one.