Nothing like sex to get people interested in American Soccer! Maybe a Red Bull diaphragm while we're at it.
hopefully red bull will promote monogamy so that doesnt have to become such a big issue.... that would make one heck of a high school health class motto though!!
how about executing miller in times square for single handily losing a game? after being convicted by a jury of his peers, of course?
If they market Roy Miller as sitting on the bench...or they put up a billboard that says he's being traded that might actually bring more people to the stadium...
how about rbny paying relations companies money to publicize the team. watching games with friends can hurt, if they dont enjoy the game.