I know, I'll walk across the Andes**Off Topic**

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  1. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
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    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    God I hate George Bush. :mad: and I'm ex military so suck it right wingers.

    Toon Toon sadly you are correct all these years working in the lounge/nightclub industry makes your liver and brain hard. Jagermiester is the preferred drink among bartenders on the west coast. Put in a coffee cup and it looks like Starbuck's finest. :D

    off topic tonight I met a Gerodie lass tonight who's dating a friend of mine who happens to be from Bradford(grumpy Yorkshire) she was freaked out when I told her I support the Toon, but damn talking to her was like watching Trainspoting with out the sub titles. :D Toon Toon I might need a translation book Geordie>Ebonics.
     
  2. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    If you can go search for WMD you should be able to drink a PBR.
     
  3. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
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    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
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    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    Shh, don't tell that to ToonUSA. If I remember correctly, he's boycotting Green Day because he found out they don't support the war (politics forum discussion). But you didn't here that from me.
     
  4. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
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    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
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    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    What constitutes a "unit"?
     
  5. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    I support the war and I'm not in the right wing.

    I'm a libertarian damnit, it's hard to classify libertarians or socalists or commies on the left-right spectrum cause their doctrine is a bit different from the mainstream.

    In fact, I notice that the MAJORITY of people within the 2-party system are a bunch of sheep!

    Toon, you could probably drink me under the table, but give me a year and I'll be dominant! Actually, I bet you can't out chief me though, no body can. =)
     
  6. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
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    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    Jay my man who is this toon toon dude your talking too? It's toon²(alt+0178) my man :D

    I never drink while working because 1. I'd be sacked and 2. It would impare my amazing superstar bar skills.

    When translating geordie you really do need to know where that person in question is from. The Eastend (the best end), the Westend, the Coast, Jesmond/Gosforth or is she from Gatesheed?

    If you are having problems understanding her then you would be in trouble if you met a bloke from newcastle because lasses tend to have easier accent and don't uses as many slang terms. Now if you ever met me (if all goes to plan it could well be this summer) I'm not sure how much you could understand. But personally I find it huge fun to excentuate my accent to baffle americans :D
     
  7. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
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    Newcastle United FC
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    one can of Kronenburg 4.7% at 500ml is 2.7 units.
     
  8. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
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    Newcastle United FC
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    Anti-war, Pro-G8, Pro-Blair, Anti-Bush, Pro-Europe.

    Is a libertarian a rogue librarian?
     
  9. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    Libertarians are evil, evil people. The good thing is most people who claim to be libertarian aren't really. Most libertarians are actually just plain liberals who fancy themselves as non-conformists and don't want to be part of the Democrat party.
     
  10. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    libertarians are people who's view of how much civil liberties people should have are to the left of even most liberals, but who's views of how the economy, and even the country's burocracy should be run, is to the right of conservatives(which is the reason most people who claim to be libertarians aren't really).
     
  11. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
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    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
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    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    Don't be silly!

    You're thinking of liberbrarians.
     
  12. toon_soldier_86

    toon_soldier_86 New Member

    Jul 21, 2005
    THE BAY
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    Newcastle United FC
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    Northern Ireland
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!


    true, i think its fvcked up that i can be drafted but not drink, go to war but not have a beer.

    im right wing but only because i feel its the lesser of 2 evils, our goverment sucks, the laws are stupid and there is so much curruption, across the party lines!!!
     
  13. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    One of these days I will get to Omaha when Cal State Fullerton makes it to the College World Series. I've always missed out when they get there.

    EDIT: My alcohol limit: If I ate before, I can have 3 or 4 beers. If I didn't, 2. I guess I'm lightweight.
     
  14. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    My limit:

    24 beers =)
     
  15. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    A Japanese guy in the middle of Omaha, Nebraska. LOL, it won't be too hard to find you. :p
     
  16. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
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    Newcastle United FC
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    Billy Beers don't count :D
     
  17. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    DAMNIT!

    naw, I don't drnink that much.

    I mostly do other things, if you ever visit me, here is the procedure:

    Knock 3 times, waiting 1 second between knocks
    Then bark like a dog.

    a 6'1 Red Head kid will answer the door, ask for the twinkie.
     
  18. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
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    Newcastle United FC
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    A 6ft1 Ginger Japanese kid called Twinkie.....jesus you will stand out
     
  19. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    no, the 6ft 1 ginger kid is my roommate.

    I'm not japanese..I'm vietnamese,, I'm 6'0 actually. and there aren't alot of mexicans in omaha..mostly black people with a few asians

    I can take you all out to a decent Japanese place called Sushi Ichiban.
     
  20. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    actually, I wouldn't feel comfortable meeting you at my place, way too risky...

    I'd rather meet you at a restaurant, but then I couldn't drink beer cause I'm not of-age...GOD DAMN MY LUCK!
     
  21. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
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    Newcastle United FC
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    6ft! I'm only 5ft8. I hate tall people :D
     
  22. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    OWNED BY AN ASIAN! Isn't it embarassing? =P
     
  23. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    I'm Vietnamese too. Very rare to see tall Asians. What are they feeding you over there?
     
  24. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Re: The New and Improved **Off Topic** Thread, now with added FUNK!

    WTF BITCH, I thought I was the only vietnamese person on this forum!

    WE need a vietnam forum! =), um, generally I eat american food, though I do enjoy Pho Tai from time to time. Also Bun CHa Gio too...um...yeah.

    I can't really speak vietnamese (I'm second generation...) what about you?
     
  25. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Re: Dayum I want to Dance and Fly like Peter Payun**Off Topic**

    WOW!

    Ok those posts really did come out of the blue SMSM.

    Firstly I will not stand for ANY racisim on my forum. Infact consider yourself extremely lucky not to have a yellowcard.

    Secondly Tomohiro may be a foul mouthed little bugger but he has never crossed the line in this forum and I don't expect him too because he knows his arse will be kicked.

    This is a note for everyone.

    If you have a problem with a post PM me. I will look at the post, speak with the person who wrote it and deal with it how I see fit. Do not go off on a rant or post anything in response if you feel it is offensive enough to be removed.

    Taking the píss is ok.

    Racisim, Religion, Gaysmack and personal attacks are not and will be severely delt with.
     

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