She's not moving unless Portland decides to deal her away; Paulson already said earlier this week that existing allocations aren't going to be shuffled (by the league, at least).
Even though I hope you get stuck in Dallas during rush hour traffic with nothing but Britney Spears blaring from the stereo, you actually made me laugh. lol
Yep. I wouldn't have it any other way. Not to mention, I get to be next to Hope Solo for her visits to Houston!