Hottest USMNT XV: 4 years later and still effin HOTT!

The making off....

 

I can't seem to load the others. Here's the link

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gall...gra-2012-body-issue-bodies-want-espn-magazine


Edit: Abby Wambach impressive as well

 

Here's the other one. He's beautiful

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Who is this woman that gets to rub mud all over him? Not fair

 

Yuck! They made him all dirty and didn't even show his legs? Stupid Espn.

 

The second one is more like it.

 

I'm just gonna leave this here...

 

Is that not awkward walking around with your junk swinging everywhere?

 

Zusibump:



Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.



Bahahaha.

Once Pontius gets called up, this thread should explode Feilhaber and Boca style.

 

Sydney LeRoux can sit on my face everyday and twice on Sunday.

 

It's time for the Gold Cup edition!

 

And, the guy who has permanent membership here.

 

Ladies, ladies. Where are you?

 

Here! Barely know who's on the team now. That Zusi kid is cute. I feel really old now...

 

The younger ladies seem to like this young man, Mix Diskerud:



I think it's the flowing mane and boyish charm in interviews.

Lots of "Will you marry me" signs in the crowd vs. Turkey apparently..so I figure that's a good place to start.

 

Don't even go there. Most of these guys are younger than my oldest son.

 

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That kid looks like a baby! I need them just slightly older. And Kyle Beckerman just does not even do it with that awful hair.

 

He's so Fab.

 

Looks like when I go to Germany in August, I'll be taking trips to Norway and the Netherlands often. Mix and Aron are both a year older than me. #HusbandMaterial

 

Oh, and some one desperately needs to post the Mix-Post-Goal-Hairflip gif. for my life to be complete.

 

The year of the hair. Sorry Beckerman - nice hair.