Hottest USMNT Players Dirrty Dozen: We Swear We're Not Stalkers

I will take the long hair over the previous cut...

 

haha. true.

 

Who's this babe?



My suspicion is Brian Maisonneuve, and that he qualifies for this thread. Anyone know?

 

Andre Akpan has a very cool look:



There are so many great YCJ shots of the Uruguay game, especially of Zizzo and Adu, I couldn't pick just one. Thanks for passing along the link, Andy.

 

jeeze do we have the worst luck ever. there's a new studio 90 episode that shows the team working out in the pool, and the only bradley shot we get is a little tiny one of his head. can't even see his body. i'm so dissappointed

 

no i take that back. in the extra time there's footage of him and zsetela and freddy goofing around. but still, no body shot

 

I don't know if any of you can help me, but for the past week my computer has refused to load ussoccer.com. I always get a cannot display webpage message. I'm very frustrated!! Thoughts? Suggestions? I haven't changed any settings or anything like that (that I know of anyway). I hope someone can help!

 

GOOD LUCK TODAY BOYS...ER MEN!!!

 

I like it when the locks are allowed to grow and flow.



His features are what I'd call chiseled.

 

its gorgeous, part of why i like him so much

 

Dirty thoughts, Dirty thoughts, Dirty thoughts



Dirty thoughts, Dirty thoughts, Dirty thoughts.

 

this one's cool.

 

Remember this guy?



Remember we thought he was hot?

Well, he isn't anymore

 

HAHAHAHA. She speaks the truth....the boy looks TERRIBLE these days.

p.s. i love the picture of you driving the bus....very nice.

 

So true, so true. I thought the same thing while I was watching the Red Bull/New England game the other day. What a shame too, cause he used to be REALLY hot.

 

Mmmm belly....

I'm also enjoying a little bit of this lower back action....

 

ew, weirdy. i don't like when guys have periced noses. isn't that kind of a girl thing...? especially with the dainty little diamond stud!

 

He looks bloated in that picture... and i don't care who you are, black hair just should not have blond highlights

 

Saturday night, the away fans were placed right over the corner flag on the bench side, meaning any RBNY scrubs/subs who had to warm up had to jog past us to do so. We were not exactly kind to Tino.

Julie: "HEY, DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE CURTAINS?"
Me: "WHO DID YOUR HAIR, HARTMAN?"
Others: "ISN'T THIS YOUR FIFTH TEAM THIS YEAR?" "WAIT, DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE GOOD?"

The nose stud works when it's on Mastro, btw. Speaking of Rapids, or maybe not, sorry about that Beckerman trade, Chili.

 

Also you can see the bottom of his tattoo. It is a cross.

 

Great seeing you and Cynthia on Saturday

 

I feel like we watched him go from a frog/toad to a prince


Last summer while practicing with the men for the WC.

 

He looks like a lost puppy...aw.

 

I am heartbroken. Thank you for your condolences.

 

hmm, you're right about him. i guess it just doesn't work for everybody.