THiS soccer! IT'S SO BIG!! Yeahhhh, Bigsoccer....BIG saWKER Sorry Mods...You can put this in the 'Retardo' section, aka The Arse Boards. How are all you wonderful people? Blessed Spurs fans, living the dream. DREEM!
what's not to get? the soccer's big. it's a bit 'retardo'. and we're wonderful and blessed. seems fairly obvious, really.
WE WaNt OUR TottENHAM BaCK! I've sat through Gross, Hoddle, Graham, Francis, Ramos, Pleat (2nd time).... I don't recognise this team as my Spurs! Where's our Gary Doherty equivalent? Our midfielder who can't pass, tackle, shoot, head, or run properly a la Freund? Our expensive striker who doesn't score, or even get picked to play a la Rebrov? Our new Ben Thatcher? There's not a single player I don't mind getting picked anymore (even Pav tends to score when he comes on). I'm genuinely concerned that the Tottenham I know/knew and love has gone for a long, long time. This consistency is sickening me.
This season started like a really satisfying silent fart, which suddenly and terrifyingly turns into a howlingly loud squelchy poo. In public. On your knees. Beside your bride-to-be at the altar at the front of the Church, so the entire congregation sees the back of your suit trousers bow out and turn brown from the inside. And then your wife-to-be leaves in tears of disgust, so you have to do as tradition dictates and marry the head Bridesmaid (maid-of-honour), who happens to be an Arsenal fan. With a penis. Damn you Spurs. Damn you.
