Here is your Gomez battlefield, fight here all you want!

Let the hate begin

Now that he's single, he has more ladies to impress.

Therefore he can't afford to make those silly mistakes.

not sure if he is into ladies... but ok, you can call those ladies too.

He only scores against weak teams...

He only scores tap ins!!

He has a dumb haircut!

Mario has potential to be the best striker ever, but the strike against him is in big matches he disappears (BvB, & CL finales though he did score a PK in the last one). Also, he's played well but not spectacular for the Nat team. Part of this may be due to sharing time with Klose & Loew's poor tactics but the WC will be make or break legend.

Very good striker, has a bit of a one-dimensional game though. Works for Bayern, not such a massive fan in the German NT.

Apart from scoring goals, he is absolutely useless.

It is true, except for the fact that scoring goals is very important.

Does strike vs Napoli, Man City, Madrid, Inter Milan, Portugal, Holland count? Or there is a separate criteria for knowing big matches?

Give 5 examples of these narrow and organised sides?

You mean Napoli, Citeh, Madrid, Holland, Portugal, Inter were not organised enough?

City is a disorganized and open side with no experience at the highest level.
Holland was in shambles.
Madrid is a fairly free-conceding side.
You got me on Inter, Portugal, and Napoli.

I'm disappointed, this was supposed to be a Barfa/Messiah thread.

Oh shocker, SirM comes back running with this thread opening up!

Gomez is the worst midfielder ever. Whenever our other central players go missing against disciplined teams he does a terrible job of distributing the ball to himself so that he can score.

Mario Gomez secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

SuperMario rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed.

I want one too

The problem is that he's not scored on so many teams. Yes he's scored on every big/tough team excluding Chelsea, but only Chelsea was narrow and organized!! Also other top strikers have scored against every single other narrow and organized team, every single time.. every single game, and with complete and utter ease! Gomez sucks!!!