Hello! How may I NOT help you?: The 2012 MLS Playoffs Loser Lounge

Now taking applications for bartenders, valet parking custodians, monkey butlers, and wang wipers handing out peppermints in the restroom.

Greeted at the door by Qbert and Dero

Writing the resume as we speak.

What is another word for disaster?

catastrophe. calamity. toronto.

NBA in Seattle. Sigi's Diet. Seattle PK's

you're a timbers fan, this stuff should come natural to you

Even though our team is technically in it as of this post, this looks like a job for you, LA_YANK_10. Choose wisely, bitch.

Careful with the Seattle PKs comment. Portland hasn't had much luck with them.

FAG

That Polish fahkup is about to lead us to the promise land.............of the loser lounge staff.

Hey, cuntface, you posted here before me, so go ahead and sign your ass up before I send these guys to take care of the join...and you.

once again you need other people to do things for you... to much of a bitch to step up.
and be proud, you voted that muslim in office, all because you hoped he would make your gay marriage legal.

where is topper?

"Tradition."

Barack Obama is Christian. Hate to break it to you, pal. We're just waiting for you to put that sheet on and light a cross on fire for all the twitterati to see.

Gullible is also not in the dictionary.

So? You still need to sign your ass up to do work before I and the folks you just saw blow the place up.

crying & masturbating to a picture of paul ryan

http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/claim-obama-hid-gay-life-to-become-president/

everybody knows it; i have two sources!

one of whom failed a polygraph, but it was rigged!

jesus, did america ever have journalists?

Is it possible that it has taken us 11 years to understand there was more to 9/11, the single most devastating attack on the American mainland, than met the eye?

I am convinced that it was intended by God as a wake-up call to a nation founded on biblical principles – a warning eerily similar to those ignored by ancient Israel before the judgment and, ultimately, the destruction of the nation.

and in a convenient top ten list format for our b/r and goal.com readers.

Send this thread to hell and make it one on politics. Very smart, Bu Hao.

that's not politics. that's someone presenting fiction as journalism to promote his own political agenda. it just needs a few references to annunaki and ZOG to complete the trifecta of crazy-person-on-the-bus.

(and a copy of the fountainhead.)

Also known as stuff for the Onion. Still has a political flavor to it.

the onion--chinese media notwithstanding--is pretty open about making shit up. not so WND.