Has to be done: Caption That Photo Thread

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  1. matbluvenger

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    I saw this photo and felt too many good ones have slipped by uncaptioned. So here we go:

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    Re: Has to be done: Caption That Photo Thread (low road)

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    Re: Has to be done: Caption That Photo Thread (low road)

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    How 'bout a caption for this shot of Becks last night? (yeah, this was right before he was booked)

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    Awesome, I'm glad you guys are enjoy this :D

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    Here's another one for consideration

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    No no no. It should be in the honey badger voice.

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