Hacktics

Discussion in 'Philadelphia Union' started by Handsome Pete, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete Member+

    May 16, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let's lay out the core fundamentals of Hacktics in one convenient thread:

    Blame the Officials
     
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  2. BuddhaWake

    BuddhaWake Member+

    Aug 13, 2010
    Philadelphia
    Same bad subs @ same bad times
     
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  3. drewuke

    drewuke Member+

    Jul 19, 2012
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Just throw strikers out there and hope something happens
     
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  4. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hoof it and pray. (aka The "Who Needs a Midfield" Tactic).
     
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  5. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete Member+

    May 16, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Complain about a lack of respect, ignoring the fact your team was over performing.
     
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  6. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lie...and then claim you were joking.
     
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  7. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Prefer effort over ability
     
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  8. aztec21bas

    aztec21bas BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 24, 2009
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Say you are playing one formation when you are really playing something totally different, as in we are playing a 4-3-3.
     
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  9. UnionDues

    UnionDues Member+

    Aug 16, 2011
    Philadelphia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Have an 18 when you really only need a 14.
     
  10. BuddhaWake

    BuddhaWake Member+

    Aug 13, 2010
    Philadelphia
    When people question you about legitimate issues, say said issues are "laughable"
     
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  11. UnionDues

    UnionDues Member+

    Aug 16, 2011
    Philadelphia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Prefer draft picks over players.
     
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  12. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Build players for the future (to sell them).
     
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  13. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    "Who needs scouting? Me and Rob have all the contacts we need from our previous youth/college teams."
     
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  14. BuddhaWake

    BuddhaWake Member+

    Aug 13, 2010
    Philadelphia
    to go along with that:
    When in doubt, just bring out of Burke's guys in and quicky let them go but not before you talk them up!
     
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  15. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can't go wrong with a former U-17!
     
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  16. BuddhaWake

    BuddhaWake Member+

    Aug 13, 2010
    Philadelphia
    Say there are open spots in the starting 11 based on practice. Never change line-up.
     
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  17. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In case of emergency, dial 4-2-4
     
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  18. LINETRASH

    LINETRASH Member+

    Jul 19, 2011
    Philadelphia
    Club:
    Sunderland AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Always sub like for like.....because you don't f*** with 'Hactics'
     
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  19. amusiccale

    amusiccale Member

    Apr 27, 2011
    KS, formerly 114
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    "Positive," "Attacking" Play

     
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  20. LINETRASH

    LINETRASH Member+

    Jul 19, 2011
    Philadelphia
    Club:
    Sunderland AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What midfield?
     
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  21. nhlman10

    nhlman10 Member

    Mar 28, 2008
    Meh
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Acquire Allocation Money, not a Midfield.
     
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  22. LimeTree

    LimeTree Member+

    Oct 22, 2007
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
  23. local136RiverRat

    Oct 9, 2010
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Stay strong in your belief that a good first touch is overrated.
     
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  24. TonyClarkDOOP

    TonyClarkDOOP Member+

    Jun 18, 2010
    Oxford, United Kingdom
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Having a DP in a coaching roll. "Kleberson is doing his part"
     
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  25. UnionDues

    UnionDues Member+

    Aug 16, 2011
    Philadelphia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Player agents are good for scouting.
     
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