Guzan, Lichaj vs The Arsenal 11/24/12

I can almost hear the slow '70s groove in the background.

 

...and it beats the living hell out of the porn-staches that some players are sporting.

 

The guy behind him is not impressed.

 

Technically not a fu manchu since it's not hanging down from the upper lip

 

Like Kljestan?

Do you mean lower lip?

 

Should go to Schalke. Would fit right in with Marica and Barnetta.

 

I have personally always referred to this style as the Conquistador. Now if only Villa's midfiled can link up as well as that stash with his chin.

 

See HERE for definition of a Fu Manchu mustache and how it differs from a "biker" mustache.

 

My roommate in college had a handle bar that he would take town to his neck. He was not sane. He's a professional animator now if that gives perspective.