A youth soccer coach was forced to resign after sending out a humorous email to parents. I think they need to put down their mocha-latte-half-caf-chinos and find a sense of humor. I guess the truth hurts just a bit too much. The following article has the entire text of the email and details about his resignation: http://www.patriotledger.com/sports/x575725578/-Green-Death-coach-resigns Here's an excerpt, one of the funnier parts: "I expect that the ladies be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat and lots of veggies. No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners." And for the record he did warn people at the end of the first paragraph: "According to my wife, my emails get too wordy, so for those of you read too slowly, are easily offended, or are too busy, you can stop here. For the others……" What a sad, PC world we live in. I'd love to have this guy coach my daughter. I was wondering what the people in this forum think about this incident?