my friend, it is ok to use jokes and sarcasm, but everything has its time and place. right now we are discussing the future of the planet. we should be serious.
up to now i have tolerated jokes, but as of this post any post regarding this matter that is a joke will be factually and logically interpreted as immoral, due to factually and logically contributing to the blocking of the path to the necessary revolution needed for human progress.
i am the link between philosophy and politics. up till now philosophy and politics have been largely separated. that is why the world sucks. philosophers stick to writing long, pedantic articles that nobody but fellow philosophers read, and politicans have limited themselves to the current system. this is why progress happens so gradually. i am the missing link. i can speed up political evolution on earth by about 1000 years. this will save millions of lives and raise the quality of even more millions of lives. therefore, factually and logically, anybody who does not support me is responsible for any current death or misery on earth within those 1000 or so years. even if you dont fully agree with my policies, factually and logically, i am better and more moral than any alternative, so by virtue of factual logic and morality, you must support me. factually and logically, for example, the syrian crises would be resolved if i had my way. therefore, factually and logically, you are responsible for any lives lost or any misery produced by the syrian conflict, or the venezuelan conflict, or the ukrainian conflict, if you dont support me. i dont know how any of you can keep this on your conscience. when you grow old and are on your deathbed do you want to have the guilt and burden of contributing to so much murder and misery when all you had to do was to agree that 1+1=2? here is a breakdown of your options: 1. support me: achieve closest possible version of utopia on earth 2. contribute to the processes that cause murder and misery worldwide, be responsible for all deaths in the syrian, ukrainian, and other conflicts it is as easy as 1+1.
No, my head starts to hurt and my 'ignore this' reflex kicks in. Rep for your sig, as I'm pretty sure of the source.
I knew you guys were smelly and hairy, but I had no idea. Historical science makes so much more sense now.