Ronaldo has scored for 2 clubs this season, what about Messi? Messi has only scored for 1 team this season Nah I'm not good at that stuff, though there surely is someone out there witty enough to think of something nice.
Oh really? I'm not witty enough either so I'll leave it up to someone else. I'm sure a funny and creative one could made out of the own goal from the poor, greasy Portugese winger.
Haha I actually thought about internationals hence why the first suggestion says "clubs" but somehow forgot by the time I wrote the second one.
Like Casillas? Gotta love Mou. One minute he's benching San Iker and the next he's using the unavailability of the injured Casillas as a reason why they lost a game. Jackass. Then again I'm sure Mou wishes Iker had played and been the one who let in that CR7 autogol. He'd be having a tough time trying to suppress a smile while talking to the press: "Everyone here questions why I benched the capitan before and now we see why. I hope Spain love their world champion keeper."
Looks good to me. https://www.bigsoccer.com/community/threads/cr7-heading-for-glory-the-other-teams-thread.1981971/