Fletch got knocked the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

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  1. israbeckham Member

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    Man Utd's Fletcher knocked out by toilet door

    Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher was knocked unconscious after their victory over Olympique Lyon last week.

    Fletcher was left unconscious when a toilet door fell on his head.

    The Scotland international needed treatment in the Old Trafford dressing room after the Red Devils' Champions League victory over Lyon last week.

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    The 24-year-old required stitches in a head wound and a club insider told the Daily Record: "It happened half an hour after the end of the match. It looked very, very nasty.

    "I saw blood pouring out and the medical staff had to treat him there and then. I know he got stitches. He looked pretty dazed and pretty shocked. You don't expect a door to just fall on you."

    United qualified for the last eight with a 2-1 aggregate win."

    The source added: "The dressing room was relaxed and happy after the match - it was a case of job done. It seems that there was something seriously wrong with the toilet door.

    "I don't know if fittings had come loose or what - but when Darren went to open the door, it came away and clobbered him.

    "It was a nasty wound but it could have been worse. The other players were looking about scratching their heads in disbelief but at least medical staff were right there on the spot."
          
  2. israbeckham Member

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    ********... Mods please add "knocked" to the title:eek:
  3. BusbyBabes New Member

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    Perhaps this should be 'What domestic appliance have you been knocked out by' thread..?

    I'll start..bathroom sink...
  4. israbeckham Member

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    I stomped on the Floor once and broke my ankle:cool:
  5. israbeckham Member

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    One of the better Im on Sentanta
    I dont know how to make the clip appear on the screen so here it is:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e_4AszN1rBc
  6. Republic of Mancunia Moderator

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    Wonder if he was in a fit state to wipe his arse.
  7. sab456 Member

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    [youtube]Lt_Hf-atjYg[/youtube]
  8. Dark Savante Moderator

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    I've seen various versions of this: [IMG] and they all crack me up. Can anyone tell me the source for these and how many different variations of it there are. The last one I saw was Jol getting chased instead of Tevez.


    Anyone able to help?

    Ta
  9. JC7rox Member

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    "I'm not in Los Angeles, Sven.......I'm in L.A. It is much nicer."
    :D:D:D
  10. Twix New Member

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    Apparently it comes from "My name is Earl". Here's the original.

    [youtube]IW3g1M6jUG4[/youtube]

    I've seen a couple of variations myself but the only one I remember is the Fabregas one. I'll see if I can find anymore variations.
  11. Dark Savante Moderator

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    Do you have the Cesc one?
    Thanks for the info, I find that ********ing hilarious in every variation. I could watch it for hours! :D

    Could anyone here make one of Rio chasing Torres or Gerrard?
  12. Twix New Member

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    Sorry man, I don't have the Cesc one but I did try to upload a 300 one but it was too big.

    There's one that I saw though, that had Hilary Clinton chasing Obama and that was f'ing awesome. Pretty sure that's my favourite one.
  13. Bluto11 The sky is falling!

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    this just makes me laugh. Looks like it should be on Chappelle Show.

    [youtube]nda_OSWeyn8[/youtube]
  14. johno Member+

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    That's old. I'm sure I saw that last year.
  15. Rakim_22 Member

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    Indeed.
  16. holytoledo New Member

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    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/daddy_put_in_bye_bye_box

  17. Bluto11 The sky is falling!

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  18. billyireland Member+

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    Close it over, we're done here folks. I give you... the Haiti Weather Report!!!!!!!!

    [youtube]sDXXX4Ta8YU[/youtube]

    Damn near pissed myself, so just for the sake of it here's the Kill Bill recut of the dramatic hamster/chipmunk:

    [youtube]tUJWgejveV0[/youtube]
  19. sdotsom Member+

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  20. JC7rox Member

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    [IMG]

    [IMG]

    WTF is wrong with these kids. A tan is just a tan unless it's that tan, I guess. Kid in the second picture matches his suit. LOL. :D
  21. sdotsom Member+

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  22. billyireland Member+

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    Re: Fletch got the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

    It takes about 10 seconds before it really hits the point... hilarious though!

    [youtube]lrR4glfmWAw[/youtube]
  23. holytoledo New Member

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    [youtube]qHUAsTrl4JI[/youtube]

    Well done Washington. :D
  24. sdotsom Member+

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    Google's April Fools this year are quite food.
  25. sab456 Member

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    A bit old but still funny...

    [youtube]mDCXn7tNZLE[/youtube]

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