Fletch got knocked the F$CK OUT! MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF THREAD.

Man Utd's Fletcher knocked out by toilet door

Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher was knocked unconscious after their victory over Olympique Lyon last week.

Fletcher was left unconscious when a toilet door fell on his head.

The Scotland international needed treatment in the Old Trafford dressing room after the Red Devils' Champions League victory over Lyon last week.

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The 24-year-old required stitches in a head wound and a club insider told the Daily Record: "It happened half an hour after the end of the match. It looked very, very nasty.

"I saw blood pouring out and the medical staff had to treat him there and then. I know he got stitches. He looked pretty dazed and pretty shocked. You don't expect a door to just fall on you."

United qualified for the last eight with a 2-1 aggregate win."

The source added: "The dressing room was relaxed and happy after the match - it was a case of job done. It seems that there was something seriously wrong with the toilet door.

"I don't know if fittings had come loose or what - but when Darren went to open the door, it came away and clobbered him.

"It was a nasty wound but it could have been worse. The other players were looking about scratching their heads in disbelief but at least medical staff were right there on the spot."

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********... Mods please add "knocked" to the title

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Perhaps this should be 'What domestic appliance have you been knocked out by' thread..?

I'll start..bathroom sink...

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I stomped on the Floor once and broke my ankle

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One of the better Im on Sentanta
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Apparently it comes from "My name is Earl". Here's the original.

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I've seen a couple of variations myself but the only one I remember is the Fabregas one. I'll see if I can find anymore variations.

Sorry man, I don't have the Cesc one but I did try to upload a 300 one but it was too big.

There's one that I saw though, that had Hilary Clinton chasing Obama and that was f'ing awesome. Pretty sure that's my favourite one.

this just makes me laugh. Looks like it should be on Chappelle Show.

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That's old. I'm sure I saw that last year.

Indeed.

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damn, as always, i'm slow to the uptake. someone just sent me this. don't care if it is old because it is funny!

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Close it over, we're done here folks. I give you... the Haiti Weather Report!!!!!!!!

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Damn near pissed myself, so just for the sake of it here's the Kill Bill recut of the dramatic hamster/chipmunk:

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Holy shit...

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/New-Jersey-Douchebags.html

A photo album of "New Jersey Douchebags". Some of this just too f**kin hilarious.

WTF is wrong with these kids. A tan is just a tan unless it's that tan, I guess. Kid in the second picture matches his suit. LOL.

Some more then...





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It takes about 10 seconds before it really hits the point... hilarious though!

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Well done Washington.

Google's April Fools this year are quite food.

A bit old but still funny...

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