Fire Warzycha, 2012 Edition (2.0)

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  1. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    3 points from possible 12. A September to remember (part IV).
     
  2. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    I'll say this - Boca's keeper is crap.
     
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  4. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Guillermo has the coaching stare down.
     
  5. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's too bad that GBS guy can't coach. It would have been awesome to have him here.
     
  6. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He needs to learn the coaching thing in an easy place to coach, like Argentina, before facing the rigors of MLS. It's hard to match wits with Jay Heaps.
     
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  7. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But I don't wanna be royally f###ed!
    You mean like:
    Not that we played a bad match at all, actually better than I thought we would... but the Fire played better. We may have out possessed, but the Fire played solid defense mostly, countered well and, oh!, capitalized on their opportunities.

    Tchani is balls. Unless someone can teach him how to execute what he sees on the pitch, we can't afford to play him. Turnover machine. At times, its like playing 10v12
     
  8. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have circled 10/29 as our potential date of a club turnaround.
     
  9. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I have circled February 4th (the week) as our turn around.

    Coincidently that is also the end of the Lanus' season (if i understood their Apetura and Clausura)
     
  10. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    so we an afford to pay off RWs contract and buyout the remains of someone else contract?
     
  11. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Portland did it. We should too. MM needs to tell HSG to sack up
     
  12. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    and HSG come back and say, Mark, why did we sign him to an extension only last year. let's face it, this is not going to happen.
     
  13. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think the most likely scenario is that the FO releases a statement about the fact that attractive soccer is not really part of the soccer culture.
     
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  14. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Four years under Warzycha:
    • 2-5-2 against middling Chicago
    • 3-4 record in Open Cup (all three wins in 2010. In 2008, 2011 and 2012, we lost in the first round to lower division opponents.)
    • Failed to advance in all 3 post-season series.
    A story of consistent decline. From inhereting double-winning massive club:
    • 2009: Won Supporters' Shield, lost to RSL in 1st round of playoffs
    • 2010: Home-field advantage (2nd in East), lost to Colorado in 1st round of playoffs
    • 2011: played away as Wild-card, lost to Colorado in new even firstier first round of playoffs
    • 2012: danger of missing playoffs
     
  15. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    How anyone can defend that would be the mother of all trolling. :geek:
     
  16. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh... you know there will be at least two that attempt it.
     
  17. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    • Players weren't responsible enough
    • Failures reside on captains whose first match back from injury were that match
    • we were the better team?
    • 2009:benched best player because its turf and he's not as effective, but coaching clearing got us the SS
    • 2010:not as good result but that's because he's dealing with an aging squad
    • 2011:this was really his team for the first time in his tenure
    • 2012:not able to get all the final pieces until late season, so he obviously needs another 34 matches to really get his play culture in place
    How was that? Did I follow the script pretty well? If not, it's not my fault. FIRE WARZYCHA!
     
  18. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I DO admire some of the troll work in other threads though, so it might be entertaining.:sneaky:


    Troll on trollahs!
     
  19. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well if anything has been proven, it's that Warzycha deserves another 34 games to show what he can do with the squad. Four seasons of unmistakeable consistent decline hasn't been enough.
     
  20. hardhead

    hardhead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 2008
    NEO
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Based on these results, RW & MM were right about 2011: it wasn't a "rebuilding" year, it was a "further destruction" year.
     
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  21. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does anyone remember the MLS cup? Despite winning, we weren't the better team.

    Now, we are the better team on most nights, at least in the mind of some Poles. That is really what an authentic soccer atmosphere is all about.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    i was going to say that results aside, our performances have been sub par for the most part too. so RW is a double threat.
     
  23. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    2013 - Ripped to the studs, electricity and water removed. Applying for building permits. Funding denied by the builder. Finish 3 points above TFC.
    2014 - Plastic wrapped around the frame. Water filling up the foundation. Finish at the bottom of the league.
    2015 - Welcome the San Diego Sockers to the MLS.
     
  24. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    If RW continues to coach the Crew the following will happen: Mayan Calendar edition

    Barbasol yanks their shirt sponsor in favor of a "more natural look"
    Eddie's facial hair is forcibly removed only to reveal another beard.
    The Crewzers are rehired
    Crew Cat is replaced with Crew Dog because he is man's hardest working fan.
    The Crew are rebranded to Sporting Crew and adopt a Clarett/Blue jersey.
    Padula & Schelotto defeat the Dayton Dutch lions in the Open Cup and then defeat the Crew in next round.
    Eric Wynalda is hired as Technical Director due to his ties to FSC and ability to find talent for his amateur team. Bliss is fired.
    John Harkes sleeps with McCuller's wife.
    Frankie gives up drinking
    Harkes sleeps with Warzchya's wife.
    Crew Stadium is relocated to Las Vegas
    Brad Freidle becomes the Columbus Crew goalkeeper coach and the back up forward.
    Players are now paid with magic beans and rainbows.
    Players are paid bonuses per tweet that mentions how Massive the club is.
    "Dare to be Massive" is kept as the Crew marketing slogan but secretly transitions into a mockery of the size of Marshall's head.
    Chad Marshall grows a unicorn horn.
    Duncan Oughton sleeps with John Harkes wife.

    Oh and the number one thing:
    Danny O'rourke scores a goal: the other team walks off the field in disgust.
     
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  25. JackCaz

    JackCaz Member

    Jul 1, 2012
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread is depressing.
     

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