Fire Warzycha, 2012 Edition (2.0)

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  1. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    add the 2009 stats please. its misleading to only have '10-'12 if you are doing a RW analysis.
     
  2. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My bad, but no. it's not misleading. I know that 9/09 was actually a good month, but my point was that September has become opponent fan friendly since then.

    Plus, just as a dig to piss some off, I could say that 2009 was an anomaly of a September because the team was still firmly entrenched in the Sigi philosophy that RW didn't want.

    I could also add the fact that in '10 and '11 we actually were in 1st place at the start of the month before nose diving. If the form is similar, we made a good run and got to 5th place. Nose dives will have us just north of TFC sippin' from the Trillium.

    Septembers have been a mean bitch for the past three seasons. Its painful, irritating and RW just goes all on-the-rag like.
     
  3. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    September, 2009 we went 21W, 0L, 1T for a GD of +3. Add that to 2010 - 2012 above and we're at 4-8-3 with a -10 GD. 18 GF and 28 GA. The argument remains. The further along we've gone with RW, the worse we get at the end of the year.
     
  4. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    21W?

    I think you meant 2 right?

    *edit- Yea, 2 wins.
     
  5. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Look...I had to remember three numbers ok?
    1. The goal differential
    2. The number of Ties
    and... umm.....I can't think of the third....
    #oops?



    yeah... i meant two wins.
     
  6. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After this graph, I have a new explanation, it is not RW, it is the economy. The players are concerned about the fans and not the game.
     
  8. scornflakes

    scornflakes Member

    Aug 1, 2009
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    If only it were an exaggeration.
     
  9. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We are still, undeniably, crap. Fire Warzycha.
     
  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My super model wife was feeding me bacon while I watched the Crew crush the Goats, but then I woke up just in time to see us squeak by another scrub squad... and I still want to fire the Rifle.
     
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  11. JayFunkeyFresh

    Jul 10, 2004
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At some point McCullers has to realize that RW isn't the man for the job, right?
     
  12. Placid Casual

    Placid Casual Member+

    Apr 2, 2004
    Bentley's Roof
    It will be "The four match run in August showed what we can do" ignoring the rest of the season.
     
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  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, fiii-yeeer, and I still want to fiii-yeeer the Rifle.
     
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  14. JayFunkeyFresh

    Jul 10, 2004
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It will be a thousand different excuses, unfortunately.
     
  15. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have a theory about September:

    1) Robert Warzycha was born on August 20th. This would mean that he would have been one of the oldest in his class (assuming that Polish academic calendar years are similar to ours, which is irrelevant for the purposes of this argument).

    2) Every September, RW arrives in class a grade older and wiser, thinking himself master of the universe.

    3) Every September, RW, being a below-average student, fails his first two tests.

    4) His mother, Marcia McCullers, tells him to study hard.

    5) He does so, and between December and February gets all 100s on his papers.

    6) He ends the year with a few harder tests, maybe getting some 70s and 80s, but pulling out the year with just enough to move on to the next year.

    And the habit stuck.
     
  16. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I wouldn't touch this one with a six foot Pole.
     
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  17. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I warSAW it like an epiphany.

    We may have Cracowed this wide open.

    I was expecting lodz more of these but apparently I don't know much more I've got.

    Yup, I'm Gdone here.
     
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  18. hardhead

    hardhead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 2008
    NEO
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    Columbus Crew
  19. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You seem to be walking that fine line between Polish and PUNish.
     
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  20. SourCream&OnionUtd

    Nov 19, 1998
    He Gdansked with the devil in the pale moon light
     
  21. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How does "Gdansked with the devil" get three reps and my four puns get zero? Mr. Househead, tear down this forum!
     
  22. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nothing else needs to be said. End of the year, and the Rifle is turtling.
     
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  23. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Frustration.
    I dont even have to point to the canned "quotes" by the coach.
    You already know "we played a good game" and "we were unlucky to give up two quick goals" We played a really good game"
     
  24. eclipse02

    eclipse02 Member

    Sep 20, 2009
    We are going to miss the playoffs and sadly RW will probably get a 10 year extension. Oh and we will lose Bliss so RW can have complete control and we will all be royal F###ed.
     
  25. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    September 3 Warzycha 2 (barely).
     

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