fiddlestick's Newbie Almanac, everything you wanted to know about BS, but....

Next time you update your live journal, please explain to me and the world your fascination with my bodily fluids.
BTW, you should be nicer to me, I know a guy in NYC who works for MTV who might be able to sneak you on to the Real World this time, 12th time's a charm right! This year in addition to the gay guy, frat guy, ethnic guy, innocent chick, etc, they're looking to add a hagged-out-never-will-be-model-type-attention-addict who hates people that tell the truth and/or state the obvious.

That show is lame.

Fuck.

I should have started spending all my spare time on BS a long time ago. This is WAY better than antidepressants.

fiddlestick--doing my part to make everyone's $30 worth it, except Aimer.

Normally, I wouldn't find predatory behavior funny, but this is a special exception. Best damned beat down i've ever seen, makes Reginald Denning's look like a pillow fight.

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Re: Re: fiddlestick's Newbie Almanac, everything you wanted to know about BS, but....

How the heck is she going to make $30 anyway?

Re: Re: Re: fiddlestick's Newbie Almanac, everything you wanted to know about BS, but....

Porn pop up ads on her softcore porn homepage she's always pimping?

I'm honored...humbled...gratified...

Ick! Instant gratification, you'll go blind you know.

Can I do it til' I need glasses?

should someone change this thread's name to "Mike Segrove's and his 101 dicksuckers"
Mike let off a bomb, the best post i've ever seen, on that cuntless Aimer, then everyone turns around and decides to suck his dick. geez, shutup people. Segroves then takes all this and starts up his "I'm soon to be god" thing, which comes damn close to killing this thread, if it wasn't for Aimer to come back and issue more fodder for this thread.
fiddlestick is the beiggest ******************************, but he comes out with some good posts, the rest of you guys should just shutup. Segroves will post something great, you just laugh and go on to another thread. or better yet, come up with something witty yourself, you lowlife fvckers.

Something witty, you mean like, say, your post?

Two Suggestions:
1. Anger Managment Classes
2. Spellchecker

Other than that you were spot on.

spellchecker, i accept, anger management, i wasn't angry, although i can see where you could have assumed that. All I'm saying is Mike Segroves is a great poster, nothing more. He's not the ultimate BS god, he's just another guy from another somewhere. Enjoy his posts, but don't make him your idol.

You came off angry, but that's okay. I can't imagine Mike being someone's idol. Not that he isn't a good guy, but not idol-material.

I had lunch with him the other day, and though he'll probably loathe the fact that I'm revealing this dark secret about him, he is in all reality a very friendly, likable and civil human being.

(Mike, sorry man; please don't sue me for slander)

Pardner, the end of the Segroves-dick-sucking line is over there.

Ha! If that's what you call dick sucking, then you must think the posts previous that one consist of all posters that Mike is personally plugging their ***************ter. I complimented, I did not overreact, not like these other b*tches.

So you merely stroked Mike's peace pipe rather than give him a full on BigSoccer fellatio.

Black pot, meet black kettle. Black kettle, meet black pot.

Who is this witless prick and what's he doing in my thread? For fuck's sake, I was only Dallas for 3 days.

who me?

man, sucks to have a thread just crash and burn like that huh?

Do be a good little troll and stay beneath your bridge waiting for those cursed billy goats gruff to make a run for it again.