Fattest Soccer Player of all Time?

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by greenbill, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    As a counter to the "buffest player" thread I saw in this forum...who do you think the fattest player of all time is?

    Here's my vote:

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    Welsh keeper Neville Southall
     
  2. eamonmcg

    eamonmcg New Member

    Jul 15, 2003
    Rhode Island
    Ronaldo is pretty fat now
     
  3. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    I think there could be a run off vote between Neville Southhall and big Jan "the Man" Molby. I can't find any picture on google to do it justice, but I'm sure someone has one somewhere...
     
  4. I remember a report of Foxsports about a 120kg goal keeper at Brazilian thrid division. The man did some awesome plays!
     
  5. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    Absolutely! I was about to post the same thing because I just remembered him from Liverpool circa 1992. I can remember John Motson exclaiming during a match something along the lines that Jan Molby "was in his own little world in the center circle". Funny! Someone will eventually find a picture...
     
  6. Maczebus

    Maczebus New Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Willie 'Fatty' Foulkes

    Played for Chelsea.
    6'3" and over 22 stones (that's 300+lbs for the US'ers here and 136+kg for the continental types).
     
  7. Dave Brother

    Dave Brother New Member

    Jun 10, 2001
    Alexandria
    How about Tony "Now That's a Biga Meatball" Meola? He never met a doughnut he didn't like-especially when they're flying in from the north end of RFK. ;)
     
  8. Soccerfever

    Soccerfever Member

    Aug 30, 2001
    Laval(Canada)
    At the moment,I can see that Fabrizio Micoli is fat!Plus,he's a striker!
     
  9. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I've seen pictures of that guy. A true leviathan. He looked like he could've eaten Neville Southall. Can't get a decent picture to post off google, though.
     
  10. Maczebus

    Maczebus New Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Yeah, I've been trying too.
    There's a great photo of him (with the rest of the team - y'know, a squad type photo) in the entrance of the National Football Museum in Preston (or at least there was a couple of years ago).
    It takes up a whole wall.

    It must have been the specifically designed 'pie diet' that nowadays gets unfairly ignored. Although Matt LeTissier seemed to give it a go towards the end.
     
  11. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    What about Ferenc Puskas? He's way before young Badsy here's time, but the old man has told me some stories of a fat hungarian who played for Real Madrid..
     
  12. RiverhoundsRule

    RiverhoundsRule New Member

    Dec 30, 2003
    Nick's Fat City
  13. Americano e Orgulho

    Americano e Orgulho New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
  14. Maczebus

    Maczebus New Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Aah yes, there here is (thanks researchers).
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    Was looking for the squad photo but this is good.
    Wonder if the defence argued with him if he went off on a Schmeichel-esque rant?
     
  15. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    Here's Jan Molby's face...gives you a good idea of the girth below...


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  16. AShotByBalboa

    AShotByBalboa Member

    May 3, 2003
    Stan "The Pizza Man" Stamenkovic
     
  17. Sinter

    Sinter New Member

    Oct 12, 2003
    New York City, U.S.A
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i think "fatty" foulkes takes the cake :)
     
  18. canzano55

    canzano55 Member+

    Jun 23, 2003
    Toronto
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Maradonna??
     
  19. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Cleveland
    Wow, from the articles on Foulkes:

    Stamford Bridge was the first ground to employ ball boys – these were mainly employed in order to help out Willie.

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    Ballboys are invented because of him and he retires as a circus sideshow act.

    Talk about a career for the ages!

    Puskas:
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  20. comme

    comme Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 21, 2003
    Well the obvious two Foulkes and Puskas have been mentioned.

    I believe when England played Hungary in 1953 and were beaten 6-3 Stan Mortenson said to Stan Matthews "We'll have no trouble here, look at the little fat one" in reference to Puskas.
     
  21. Boro_lad

    Boro_lad New Member

    neville southall is a damn legend, and also one of the best keepers of his time, even if he is a fat bastard
     
  22. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    "Does this jersey make me look gay?"
     
  23. Boro_lad

    Boro_lad New Member

    "Yes it IS a diet coke!"

    :::sits down and chuckles to himself:::

    "its really a glass of fat, and im a fat twat"
     
  24. Boro_lad

    Boro_lad New Member

    wow s************s gets stared out... how sad
     

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