Ex-RSL Players :: Where Are They Now? Pt.5

In the background you see the handles for the mops and brooms that he uses in maintaining the Man City locker room… it is a dream job, in that in your dreams all the color is drained from your life except for the Ethereal Boots of Many Goals. Here he examines them just before Aguero smites Kreis silly and takes them away.

 

This just in: Kreis' next "promotion" after only one unsuccessful season, is to be sent to Melbourne heart (city) in the A-league.
Also considered continual punishment for the creation of the happy meal, royal TTITS, piece of s#!+ that RSL has to now wear.

*end rant*

 

Sac Republic FC ‏@SacRepublicFC
News: #RepublicFC signs @MLS veteran Justin Braun and teen phenom Mawolo Gissie - http://bit.ly/1g3DSgv #USLPRO

 

suckramento is a fitting place for justin braun

 

Sounds like somebody got his ass kicked in high school.

 

Probably by Braun's drunk mom, no less

 

Orlando City transfers Jamie Watson to Minnesota United. And thus ends the hopes that he would re-enter MLS. (I mean, it's still a possibility, but it was most likely going to happen with Orlando, and if they've sent him packing now, why would they call him back up? Unless if he has a crazy season and impresses them again...)

http://www.orlandocitysoccer.com/news/?article_id=1737

 

http://www.soccerbyives.net/2014/02/offered-contract-blackpool.html
Shocking, I say...just shocking!

 

Freddy A-who?

 

Jaime Watson headed to Minnesota.

*slinks back into the shadows

 

At least in Blackpool's case I think they spell it Freddy Adieu.

 

Anyone know what ups with Brandon McDonald?

 

Last I heard McDonald had a farm . . . . e i e i o ....

 

Why on earth did they remove negative rep?




(im joking)

 

He's a really bad speller

 

RailHawksFC ‏@RailHawksFC 17m
Good Morning!! #ICYMI, @Enzo_Martinez90 signed with the @RailHawksFC ahead of the 2014 #NASL Season. #WelcomeBack pic.twitter.com/I5RUK34lwJ

 

From the offseason movement discussion in MLS N&A:

 

thats... random as hell

 

So, do players in the Chinese Super League wear those face masks to protect them from bird-flu like all the regular citizens seem to in newcasts? Or am I just falling for blatant capitalist pig propaganda?

I seem to recall from the Beijing Olympics that there was some pretty horrendous air quality to deal with. As a player, I might have some reservations about my long-term health.

 

The air quality hasn't been as bad since they dealt with the Kaiju problems.

 

And in the category of most nerdy comment in BS history...

 

But what about the trees?!

 

Hey, now were getting Chinese problems mixed up with Japanese problems......

 

Sorry, I'm just a little excited after the latest Godzilla trailer. But I'm pretty sure I can find some nerdier comments in the BS history.