el-lay sucks!! Part Tres

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by markmcf8, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    None at all. Press the flush handle.
     
  2. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Perhaps that should be San Jose's official city slogan: "Flush hard -- it's a long way to LA!"
     
  3. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    First, I think that the evil, cheating, league-favored, smog-breathing, water-stealing galactopustules are far more focused on signing three DP's than they are on signing the best possible players.

    Second, I think that Juan Pablo is starting to slow down a little. He's still very good mind you, but his best days are behind him.

    Third, I think that Juan Pablo should get excellent service from the other filth players. They have a lot of skill guys on their team. (And are no doubt, way the hell over the salary cap, even with the DP rules.)

    Fourth, Il Bruce, like too many other coaches, loves the veterans too much. Soccer is a young man's game, and the filthy, evil, satan-worshipping, animal-abusing galactoperverts are getting pretty old. Injuries and a long season (with extra CCL and Open Cup games) could take a toll on those filthy, evil wankers. At least, I hope that it does.

    GO QUAKES!!!!! :D
    FULA!!! :mad:

    - Mark
     
  4. DotMPP

    DotMPP 'Quakes fan in Stumptown

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Jun 29, 2004
    SE Portland, OR
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Poetry ;)
     
  5. futurequakekeeper

    Feb 14, 2008
    New York City
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    m amazed san jose isent on that list!!!

    number 35 for fashion and style.
    25 for over all looks of people.
    35 for culture.
    35 for activities.

    hell i even try to be nice(which im not anymore...im more of the new yorker types now) people dont even smile, or say thank you when i hold the door, so i just call the guys a$$holes...or the women the name that refers to a famale dog, thats whatcha get when you dont acknowledge someone being nice and holding the door for your whole damn family.
     
  6. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    And just think how much lower those numbers would be if you weren't here!

    Someone just told me about her technique of dealing with obnoxious or oblivious strangers -- she blows kisses or waves hi. I kinda like this, as it lets them know they are jerks and at the same time doesn't drag you to their level. I will have to try to remember this the next time I am tempted to flip someone off. You might want to consider this tactic too, fqk.
     
  7. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude, such civic pride!

    Frankly, I find San Jose much more polite that many large US cities, the great weather, and very low crime rate kind of seal the deal for me, but clearly, I'm not you. (Thank the Goddess!)

    Can we agree that el-lay sucks? A whole lot worse than San Jose on it's worst day?

    TS, I'm OK with the smile and wave to rude people idea, but I see that often from people up here who drive like total a-holes. Smiling and waving to people they've just cut off, who are very reasonably giving them the bird.

    At least I don't live in smell-lay.

    GO QUAKES!! :D

    - Mark
     
  8. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't swear at them. If they fail to provide the "thank you," then you just provide the "you're welcome."
     
  9. bigdumbgod

    bigdumbgod Member+

    Jun 25, 2005
    San Jose, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would imagine there are more "famales" in L.A. than SJ, since engineers and IT guys usually aren't too concerned with becoming celebrities.
     
  10. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Famale?" Is that anything like a tamale?
     
  11. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As long as it's not fauxmale, I think we're ok. :eek:
     
  12. DotMPP

    DotMPP 'Quakes fan in Stumptown

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Jun 29, 2004
    SE Portland, OR
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Famale Dog" was the phrase...

    A blended Tamale, poured into a hog dog.

    From Starbucks lunch menu.
     
  13. krudmonk

    krudmonk Member+

    Mar 7, 2007
    S.J. Sonora
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    It would be spelled "famali" if sold it Starbuck's, authority on Italian culture.
     
  14. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll never go to Starbucks again.
     
  15. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To be washed down with a Trenta-sized beverage? :confused:

    GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! :cool:


    -G
     
  16. KMJvet

    KMJvet BigSoccer Supporter

    May 26, 2001
    Quake Country
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, in some very disappointing news, Kyle McCarthy tweeted that "Allen Hopkins is set to return to Fox Soccer Channel and feature in its MLS coverage, per a league source." This is the LA-homer a-hole that reported, before the team was moved to Houston, that Earthquakes fans didn't deserve our team.
     
  17. bigdumbgod

    bigdumbgod Member+

    Jun 25, 2005
    San Jose, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Earthquakes fans can always inform FSC that such a decision derserves our scornful wrath. OTOH, Kyle and the Scum well deserve each other.
     
  18. krudmonk

    krudmonk Member+

    Mar 7, 2007
    S.J. Sonora
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    With any luck, he'll be deported like Herkewleez Gomez.
     
  19. futbol monkey

    futbol monkey Member

    Dec 12, 2007
    Santa Clara
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
  20. bigdumbgod

    bigdumbgod Member+

    Jun 25, 2005
    San Jose, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. leocal

    leocal Member

    Aug 23, 2004
    Fog City
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  22. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sounds like they've got a case.
     
  23. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
  24. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Has LAndy retired yet?
     
  25. bigdumbgod

    bigdumbgod Member+

    Jun 25, 2005
    San Jose, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don Garbage and The Scum will gladly fart $385,000 to make this disappear.
     
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