DC United, Everybody Hates You And Laughs At Your Misfortune

Fatchiko, isn't limp bizkit that game you play at the conventions with all your gaynime buddies???? The one where according to you, even if you lose, you still win?

I'll take the lack of RSVP to the relocation party to mean that you're not coming and that you've given up on your team like the others?

We may still only have a participation medal in a further 16 years, but you won't have a team.

On a side note, it's a relief to actually be talking shit about soccer teams on this board, instead of the anime insults or fat jokes that I've had to wade through lately.

Thx,

charlieblackmouth!

red bull has its own stadium but no trophies.
dc has many trophies but an untenable stadium situation.

yeah, that's not gotten old or anything.

How you can support a team with noted America-Haters Rafa Marquez & Thierry Henry is beyond me. Look, you couldn't even get Luke Rodgers back into the country. The US Immigration officials were right to deny that illegal alien the chance to steal a job away from our American youth (what is Chris Corcoran doing these days?). Maybe the INS can set up a little checkpoint at the player's entrance to RFK just to make sure everyone has their Green Card. And maybe we'll put in a call to the Minuteman Project just to make sure your Austrian owners are on the up-and-up. IIRC Hans Backe may be wanted by Interpol for some vague "crimes against humanity", or was that just him leading the charge to rid MLS of American players. I'll bet there's a hidden tape of a locker room speech by ole Hanzi the Nazi exhorting Rafa and TH14 to "kill the head so the body will die". We'll probably see United come out wearing headgear, just to lessen the inevitable headshots on some of our more prone-to-concussion players.

Glad to see you finally coaxed a goal out of Dax McCarty. Only puts him 12 behind DeRo's contribution for DC.

Thx,

Jay!

I'll leave my window open for you anytime girl... just be quiet... we don't wanna wake up my wife...

still hibernating, is she?

Are you serious? You don't know who limp bizkit is? Tell me, what kind of music do you listen to? Is it Myley Cyrus? Or is it Adele?

Or is it ......


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Justin Beiber?

wait... limp bizkit is music?

if beiber is... regardless, im sure both posters hang in hachiko's room at his parents house

Does it matter? It's banned in China anyways...

Your life must be full of shame that you think beiber is music.

Pretty sure you called it music...

You really do like beiber...

I thought you were just following this forum's tradition of lame post but I see you have one issue going through your mind.

Do you have some issues over your sexuality you are struggling with or are you 12 and just discovered this forum?

I thought their was some minimum age needed before you could post here.

Pretty simple ... I hate the Gaylaxy

beat us bitch

Here comes fat ass hachiko to save the day!

Galaxy fans don't acknowledge him. As a "senior analrapist for bleacher report" he really shouldn't have a horse in the race anyways.

None of this has anything to do with DCU ass raping Henry and Cooper last night... WTF? FUCK YOU ALL.

Its not rape if they enjoy it

you beavis stiffler now?

Not really, my post was aimed towards Don.

Sez you, punk. You're welcome.

.....PWNED

Still trying to unveil those banners?

National fucking embarrassment that was, probably set the growth of MLS back 10 years. When Don Garber has to go hat in hand after he gets canned when national TV partners bail out, I'm sure your Golden Boy Cross-Dresser will have a place in his organization for him.

Tool.

Thx,

Jay!

(that's a nice picture, though. Take it yourself?)