Dallas Sucks . . . The Next Iteration

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by fordfjord, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was listening to 103.7 Jack FM on the way home from work today, and one of their little self-advertisement messages between songs went something like this:

    "You're listening 103.7 Jack FM. Stuck in traffic on the South Loop? It could be worse...

    You could be in Dallas."

    I laughed so hard I almost hit the guy in front of me sitting at a red light.
     
  2. TX Bill

    TX Bill Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    Sugar Land TX
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good one. :)
     
  3. Dynamo Dave

    Dynamo Dave Member

    Aug 25, 2006
    Rural East Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is a sad day in Frisco when the Dallas BS board has more Houston fans on it than their own people.:p:D
     
  4. anderson

    anderson Member+

    Feb 28, 2002
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Remember that the TOS still applies here. No personal attacks, abusive language, etc.

    If this thread sticks to banter that doesn't violate the TOS, it stays. If not, it goes to the Rivalries Forum. We have always enforced the TOS in these forums and will continue to do so.
     
  5. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oklahoma's favorite soccer team.

    Sooner Soccer. Way to lead the way Dallas!
     
  6. Blu N Houston

    Blu N Houston Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    In your head!
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The best radio ad right now is for Pruets Gun and Ammo.. where at the end he Gives the scum directions, take I45 N to Dallas.
    :D
     
  7. deathbeforedallas

    Jul 19, 2006
    I was just thinking.... DALLAS SUCKS!!!
     
  8. Art Vandaley

    Art Vandaley Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    New Hampshire
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The announcers tonight (dallas announcers) said that the atmosphere in Robertson reminded them of a UTvsOU football game and the fact that the teams are orange and red added to it.

    In other words, the announcers said they were oklahoma and we were texas.
     
  9. TX Bill

    TX Bill Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    Sugar Land TX
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FC Dallas.

    What an embarassment to professional football. Not that there's anything they can do but I'd love the league to tell 'em the next time they pull this time wasting crap, they can expect points deducted.

    They got what they deserved tonight. Another beatdown.
     
  10. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, I hear that one all the time - I just don't know if it's 103.7 Jack FM or 93.7 The Buzz (or both?), as I listen to those FM stations the majority of the time, when I listen to FM.

    Regardless, DALLAS SUCKS. And is dead for the year. :p
     
  11. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Great article that confirms Dallas will suck next year too.

    Then there's this gem:
     
  12. Bandido

    Bandido Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Deperrosbravos N.L.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    And it looks like one of their "buses" was really an RV.
     
  13. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've said it before and I will say it again, all Dallas has is the Cowboys and JFK.

    That's it!
     
  14. The Prophet

    The Prophet Member

    Sep 9, 2003
    Big P, Texas
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Mama dont let your babies grow up to be FC Dallas suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So I happened upon the Houston Press' soccer coverage and found this image from the almost-happened-but-scrapped Dallas promo for one of the home games againts them last year.

    Yummy.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. schwabe13

    schwabe13 Member

    Jan 27, 2006
    in the best MLS town
    Nice Find !:D
     
  17. AeroSquire1836

    Feb 13, 2007
    HOUSTON
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lets not get off topic here, DALLAS SUCKS!!!
     
  18. time_drifter

    time_drifter Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    Wharton
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nobius, that just made my day.

    Also, DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!
     
  19. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Both Dallas football teams booted from the playoffs. Life is good.
     
  20. aveslacker

    aveslacker Member+

    Ajax
    United States
    Apr 2, 2006
    Old Madras
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can there be any doubt that Dallas is the choking-est city of all time? The Stars, Mavs and Cowboys all choked away in the postseason. Even that little inbred stepchild of a team in Frisco blew a lead in the first round of the playoffs.

    What a great weekend. Life is good indeed.
     
  21. IHeartDynamo

    IHeartDynamo New Member

    Aug 21, 2007
    Romo wanted to lose this weekend so he could spend more time with Jess :rolleyes:
     
  22. Bandido

    Bandido Member

    Apr 6, 2006
    Deperrosbravos N.L.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
  23. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    when your following is 90% tshirt fans, there is too much pressure to not choke the fans away. and living in a city like dallas will cause you to completely underestimate the world around you.

    with palms that sweaty i'm suprised they had the traction required to choke yourself.
     
  24. Orange1836

    Orange1836 don't believe the hype

    Dec 2, 2006
    Houston
    Dallas sucks like Hoover.

    (the president, he was just awful)
     
  25. 60-90 Days

    60-90 Days New Member

    Apr 6, 2007
    He was definitely the victim of some very bad advice from Andrew Mellon. He did correct his mistakes and try to make things better and he finally had the right idea, but as I told my students just yesterday "Hoover sucked, because he acted too little, too late."
     

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